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This was a real thing and it "makes smoking easy"

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    One tube, two tube. Me tube. You tube.

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      A robot is a thing that does things for you; it comes from the Czech robota meaning servitude, slavery, hard work, or drudgery

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      literally taking ai is broad too

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        God gave us two nostrils for a reason.

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          They had it so easy. Back in my days we had to smoke uphill in both ways

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            I had a patient who used one of these to smoke because he was on condensed oxygen. He's still caught on fire. 0/10. don't recommend

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              It's just a less charming version of this

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                Automatic butt ejector.

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                • jordanlund@lemmy.worldJ [email protected]

                  "Permits those confined to bed to smoke."

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                  Man how the hell does humanity even still exist

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                    literally taking ai is broad too

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                    Especially broad when things that have no intelligence keep getting branded "artificial intelligence".

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                    • crazycraw@crazypeople.onlineC [email protected]

                      surprised it wasn't made with flavor
                      -lead™

                      "radium? more like Radi-yum!"

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                      I'm sure there's pleeeeenty of carcinogens and forever chemicals in that tubing.

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                        Reminds me of the old gas shaver kit my grandpa gave me on my 13th birthday.

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                          I’d hit that

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                            Man how the hell does humanity even still exist

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                            Big horny

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                              Reminds me of the old gas shaver kit my grandpa gave me on my 13th birthday.

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                              Do you put the tube in your butthole?

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                                I'm sure there's pleeeeenty of carcinogens and forever chemicals in that tubing.

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                                Forever chemicals don't kill you.

                                But the asbestos in the tip to make it fireproof might.

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                                  I never smoked because it was just too much effort. This would have made all the difference, if I'd known about it. Alas, all those wasted years without the pleasures of a good smoke.

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                                    Do you put the tube in your butthole?

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                                    you could have someone else do it, if you want

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                                    • jordanlund@lemmy.worldJ [email protected]

                                      "Permits those confined to bed to smoke."

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                                      Ngl. Would have been nice for my dad so he could have smoked while he was dying easier. Yeah it’s bad or whatever but he was already dying why try to quit and have nic fits too.

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                                        Man if the 50s weren't so racist they'd've loved hookah.

                                        Fuck I could go for hookah…

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                                          Ngl. Would have been nice for my dad so he could have smoked while he was dying easier. Yeah it’s bad or whatever but he was already dying why try to quit and have nic fits too.

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                                          Yeah like, let the dying not be withdrawing.

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