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    I'm trying but it just won't stick!

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      during the prior months 250 hammers mysteriously disappeared from the artist's hometown

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      And wooden handles mysteriously appeared everywhere.

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        so heavy it became an existentialist philosopher

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        It should go on a diet of worms

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          How bout a Humpback

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            1:1 size

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              How bout a Humpback

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              A killer already is.

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                Fun facts:

                • If a man produces a teaspoon and we assume that this equates to 5 grams
                • A sperm whale weighs typically 45 metric tonnes

                9 million men nutting at once would be enough to produce one sperm whale.

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                  Other animals that should be done like this:
                  Dung beetle
                  Shovelnose Guitarfish
                  Pink Fairy Armadillo
                  Chicken turtle
                  Leafy Seadragon
                  Ice Cream Cone Worm
                  Mountain Chicken (which is a frog species)

                  There are so many more, I think someone could make a career from doing this and never run out of options.

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                    Now do Tit.

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                      Fun facts:

                      • If a man produces a teaspoon and we assume that this equates to 5 grams
                      • A sperm whale weighs typically 45 metric tonnes

                      9 million men nutting at once would be enough to produce one sperm whale.

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                      What a glorious event that would be. An organically 3D printed life size sperm whale. My only concern would be that this would be the moment we've peaked artistically, and as a species generally, and it would be all downhill from here.

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                        Fun facts:

                        • If a man produces a teaspoon and we assume that this equates to 5 grams
                        • A sperm whale weighs typically 45 metric tonnes

                        9 million men nutting at once would be enough to produce one sperm whale.

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                        then they can have a lottery by picking a random sperm and implanting an egg then waiting 9 months

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