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    during the prior months 250 hammers mysteriously disappeared from the artist's hometown

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    • pothetato@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

      Damn how heavy is that sculpture?

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      so heavy it became an existentialist philosopher

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        Tiger Shark!

        “14 people were maimed at a local art exhibit…”

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          That's shark discrimination! It should have been at least 50% sharks!

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            I'm trying but it just won't stick!

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              during the prior months 250 hammers mysteriously disappeared from the artist's hometown

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              And wooden handles mysteriously appeared everywhere.

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                so heavy it became an existentialist philosopher

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                It should go on a diet of worms

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                  How bout a Humpback

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                    1:1 size

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                      How bout a Humpback

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                      A killer already is.

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                        Fun facts:

                        • If a man produces a teaspoon and we assume that this equates to 5 grams
                        • A sperm whale weighs typically 45 metric tonnes

                        9 million men nutting at once would be enough to produce one sperm whale.

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                          Other animals that should be done like this:
                          Dung beetle
                          Shovelnose Guitarfish
                          Pink Fairy Armadillo
                          Chicken turtle
                          Leafy Seadragon
                          Ice Cream Cone Worm
                          Mountain Chicken (which is a frog species)

                          There are so many more, I think someone could make a career from doing this and never run out of options.

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                            Now do Tit.

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                              Fun facts:

                              • If a man produces a teaspoon and we assume that this equates to 5 grams
                              • A sperm whale weighs typically 45 metric tonnes

                              9 million men nutting at once would be enough to produce one sperm whale.

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                              What a glorious event that would be. An organically 3D printed life size sperm whale. My only concern would be that this would be the moment we've peaked artistically, and as a species generally, and it would be all downhill from here.

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                                Fun facts:

                                • If a man produces a teaspoon and we assume that this equates to 5 grams
                                • A sperm whale weighs typically 45 metric tonnes

                                9 million men nutting at once would be enough to produce one sperm whale.

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                                then they can have a lottery by picking a random sperm and implanting an egg then waiting 9 months

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