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    Pentagon Pizza Index.

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    There's also a 1,000% spike at Pizzato's, but others far below average. Seems like 2 or 3 offices working over the weekend, not everyone.

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      There's also a 1,000% spike at Pizzato's, but others far below average. Seems like 2 or 3 offices working over the weekend, not everyone.

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      Two days ago it was all of them but dominoes.

      Maybe they are just feeding the NG troops? Or maybe they are busy preparing for taking over Gaza.

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        Pentagon Pizza Index.

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        What is the theory on why specifically they wouldn't understand the pizza index and use it as leverage to further cloak their activity? Just seems more likely to be a red herring than anything

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        • ging@anarchist.nexusG [email protected]

          What is the theory on why specifically they wouldn't understand the pizza index and use it as leverage to further cloak their activity? Just seems more likely to be a red herring than anything

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          The anti pizza index fund line item seems kinda funny.

          "Randomly purchase N boxes of pizza near offices with a 65% chance once a month" Assuming pizza is disposed immediately to prevent fraud waste and abuse of funds from an unauthorized pizza party.

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            Pentagon Pizza Index.

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            How do we know they arent just having pizza parties instead of giving out raises and bonuses?

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              Two days ago it was all of them but dominoes.

              Maybe they are just feeding the NG troops? Or maybe they are busy preparing for taking over Gaza.

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              Entirely possible. It's not a very good index, all things considered.

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                Pentagon Pizza Index.

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                It'll be serious once traffic at Papa John's picks up. That garlic butter sauce can only be consumed during times of crisis

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                • semi_hemi_demigod@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                  Looks like it’s just Domino’s. Since that tastes the most like crayons clearly the Marines are being deployed.

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                  it's 3/6

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                  • ging@anarchist.nexusG [email protected]

                    What is the theory on why specifically they wouldn't understand the pizza index and use it as leverage to further cloak their activity? Just seems more likely to be a red herring than anything

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                    I ordered mine with no herring

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                      it's 3/6

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                      Wow, that's more than half!

                      Source: I'm in the Marines.

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                        The spicy garlic butter will guarantee a time of crisis very soon.

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                          Pentagon Pizza Index.

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                          The feels when my pizzeria is better and cheaper than dominos 🤷

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                            The feels when my pizzeria is better and cheaper than dominos 🤷

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                            Tbf, being better than dominos isnt hard 🤷‍♀️

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                              Is this why Warren Buffet bought shares in Domino's?

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                                Eesh, behind the times here I guess. What does this mean? What are we expecting or antipating?

                                Edit: I see the article's insinuation that increased traffic could mean something's going down at the WH, but what are we thinking?

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