Your username is now public and hereditary like a surname. How much do your kids hate you?
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Id say you have it backwards. Being argumentative is a genetic trait mostly, although outside influence can override that. While theism isn't genetic in any way, and growing up in a religion is often the catalyst that turns them away.
Hey, maybe they can be both, then.
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(Let's asume you have kids).
She would love it
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Having the name "to melt" in their native language is not the worst
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wrote last edited by [email protected]I think they would mainly hate it because it would infringe on their own self-identity. No one I know in real life knows my user name, and no one who knows my user name knows my irl identity. That would be the biggest problem.
Checked with my 15 year old daughter: 98% hate.
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Mediocre audio sound quality compared to better codecs out there, but works on almost anything and the patents are expired.
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Up until the end of elementary school- they'll love it! From there on out they'll probably cringe so hard. After watching and enjoying Monty Python as grown-ups I think they'll like it again.
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Meh. It's no biggie.
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It's alright, I guess, except that nobody in the family (myself included) like singing.
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I get lots of compliments on my username. Came up with it in the 90s and I feel like it aged well.
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I don't have kids, but I imagine they'd be pissed to have to write out such a long name: Jennifer Grasshopper_Mouse? That shit would go aaaaall the way across the page.
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It's literally "TheSloth", so I think we'll all be OK.
It rings different in German though, since Faultier can also be translated as lazy animal.
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Oh, and Talking Heads fans calling them "psycho killer."
Oh you beat me to it !
Right under your own comment
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You changed your name to latrine?
It used to be shithouse.
Good change!
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I've used this name in public as a new identity. I think once my kids know i used it as a form of self identity, they'd either partially adopt it or choose their own name as well.
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With normal letters or forever with the goofy ones?
They'll have to type out the unicode galaxy on every form.
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So they’re hemi-semi-hemi-demigods?
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Hopefully they inherit the psychopomp job too and it is a career resilient to AI and self-driving cars. If Waymo works in the Underworld, they will be looking for new career options like every other Z and younger.
If they want the job, of course. I'm not one of those old school escorts of the dead that insists the kids follow in parents' footsteps.
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My kids call me Boursin Cheese because they couldn't pronounce my name (or chose not to)
They get what they give.
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I wish I could be so lucky.
https://www.usa.gov/name-change
Assuming you're American, based on your username and instance. Hope that helps.
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My kid would genuinely love it, it's right up his alley in terms of humor. My sense of humor is generally quite a bit darker, but I thought of it and it made me chuckle so I used it.
I just asked him what he thought of the username pooptart and he started giggling and went on an ADHD fueled set of concepts that ended with "what if you pooped a car?" But by then my own ADHD was only barely listening.
The name's P00ptart...
JAMES P00ptart.
