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    WAIT.

    Any toaster?!

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    #168

    Given that "Internet of Things" devices like smart toasters can be used as targets/jumping off points for cyberattacks, that one could turn you into a god who could hack with your brain (sort of).

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    • stalinwolf@lemmy.caS [email protected]

      I worry about those who are thicker than 7 inches. That might cause some Cloverfield Paradox shit, where your innards wind up fuzed with a door. Skinny folks only.

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      Yeah, it'd be really important to understand how the 7 inches are measured. Like...is it 7 inches in the same way I mean 7 inches when I say it? Or more like a literal-on-a-ruler 7 inches?

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        3 and 7 are pretty OP if used correctly

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        Like Wish.com Nightcrawler. You can hide so fucking well, as long as there are a bunch of empty containers around.

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          I’d use that power to heal from fatal wounds and reverse terminal illnesses.

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          That'll just give you another 10 hours because the doctor will say you look fine.

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          • technotica@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

            Free gravel sounds great, but nowhere is the amount specified, if you get a handful of gravel every day for life that's not helpful.

            Teleport 7 inches sounds good, if the effect of the pill isn't a one time thing. Do you only teleport 7 inches when digesting the pill? Do you keep teleporting? Can you stop teleporting? 😉

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            Also, is the direction controllable or random?

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            • logicaldrivel@sopuli.xyzL [email protected]

              I want to say free gravel, but I need to know how its manifested. In a big pile where I want it? Or like never ending handfuls of pocket gravel?

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              Nobody said it was manifested. They said it's free. Here's your free bonus pickaxe, lazy bones.

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              • stalinwolf@lemmy.caS [email protected]

                I worry about those who are thicker than 7 inches. That might cause some Cloverfield Paradox shit, where your innards wind up fuzed with a door. Skinny folks only.

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                I mean, it doesn't say there's a cooldown, so in theory you could just spam it a shitton of times and no matter how thick the door is, you'll get through it.

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                • tatterdemalion@programming.devT [email protected]

                  No you just immerse in the wall for a femtosecond.

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                  That may have a very adversarial effect on health

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                    I feel like everyone is underestimating 5. It's any toaster. Make a killer robot that happens to have the ability to make toast and you've got a remote control death bot.

                    I'd make a whole set of devices that happen to also be toasters. Why not add some heating elements and springs to an elevator, a car, a plane?

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                    It's so obviously this or the gravel.

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                      7 inches is a lot. Almost too much you could say. 5 is enough.. Right?

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                        7 has the mild convenience of quickly eliminating any empty containers from search for whatever you're missing. But really Free Gravel is the winner here.

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                        • T [email protected]

                          It could actually be insanely overpowered depending on interpretation.

                          "Instantly see inside any empty container"

                          What does it mean to "see" inside a container? If that just means "know what the contents are" (i.e
                          nothing) then it's limited, but if it means literally see with remote sight, that's much more useful - depending on this next part...

                          What does "inside" mean? Does it mean we can only observe the interior, or can we look out from the interior as if our point of view occupies it?

                          And finally, what constitutes an "empty container"? Is a container still a container if it doesn't have a lid? Or do its sides need to be opaque? By most interpretations, a glass with no liquid would easily fit the definition of an empty container...

                          At its most favourable then, this power gives you the ability to remote surveil any location where a common, everyday empty glass could be found. Very powerful indeed.

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                          It also doesn't seem to list a distance limit?

                          I'm now observing from the inside of an empty Tupperware container in a Top Secret facility.

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                            Are we talking about Albert Einstein in his prime, or Albert Einstein now?

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                            • B [email protected]

                              I mean, it doesn't say there's a cooldown, so in theory you could just spam it a shitton of times and no matter how thick the door is, you'll get through it.

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                              Unless you mix with the door and all molecules in your body mess up and you die.

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                                I would be the Gravel King. You need gravel, you come to me. I would be a benevolent king though. I would grant gravel to those that need it.

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                                  Also, 7 inches are generally enough to teleport through a wall

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                                  Is it tho? If your body moves 7", the new position of your back would still be behind where your front was, at least for my fat ass. So you couldn't clear a wall. But if it's a problem to teleport into a wall, then it would also be a problem to teleport into the air where you're going. And if you left a sudden vacuum behind you, it would create a dangerous shock wave as it collapsed.

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                                  • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                    Just says that the gravel is free, not that you can generate it or make it appear. You've got a lifetime supply of gravel from suppliers but you still gotta move it around

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                                    What if it can't change to paid gravel? Like you try to sell it and people are like if it was free I'd take it, but I won't pay for that.

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                                    • explodicle@sh.itjust.worksE [email protected]

                                      You appear in the closest unoccupied space.

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                                      But there's air. Where does the air go? Maybe you can only teleport in space.

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                                        Is that a clean 7 inches, or would teleporting sideways cross over with some space I previously occupied?

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                                          I would be the Gravel King. You need gravel, you come to me. I would be a benevolent king though. I would grant gravel to those that need it.

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                                          Exactly. This one is infinite money glitch

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