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  • tatterdemalion@programming.devT [email protected]

    No you just immerse in the wall for a femtosecond.

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    That may have a very adversarial effect on health

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      I feel like everyone is underestimating 5. It's any toaster. Make a killer robot that happens to have the ability to make toast and you've got a remote control death bot.

      I'd make a whole set of devices that happen to also be toasters. Why not add some heating elements and springs to an elevator, a car, a plane?

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      It's so obviously this or the gravel.

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        7 inches is a lot. Almost too much you could say. 5 is enough.. Right?

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          7 has the mild convenience of quickly eliminating any empty containers from search for whatever you're missing. But really Free Gravel is the winner here.

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            It could actually be insanely overpowered depending on interpretation.

            "Instantly see inside any empty container"

            What does it mean to "see" inside a container? If that just means "know what the contents are" (i.e
            nothing) then it's limited, but if it means literally see with remote sight, that's much more useful - depending on this next part...

            What does "inside" mean? Does it mean we can only observe the interior, or can we look out from the interior as if our point of view occupies it?

            And finally, what constitutes an "empty container"? Is a container still a container if it doesn't have a lid? Or do its sides need to be opaque? By most interpretations, a glass with no liquid would easily fit the definition of an empty container...

            At its most favourable then, this power gives you the ability to remote surveil any location where a common, everyday empty glass could be found. Very powerful indeed.

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            It also doesn't seem to list a distance limit?

            I'm now observing from the inside of an empty Tupperware container in a Top Secret facility.

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              Are we talking about Albert Einstein in his prime, or Albert Einstein now?

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                I mean, it doesn't say there's a cooldown, so in theory you could just spam it a shitton of times and no matter how thick the door is, you'll get through it.

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                Unless you mix with the door and all molecules in your body mess up and you die.

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                  I would be the Gravel King. You need gravel, you come to me. I would be a benevolent king though. I would grant gravel to those that need it.

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                    Also, 7 inches are generally enough to teleport through a wall

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                    Is it tho? If your body moves 7", the new position of your back would still be behind where your front was, at least for my fat ass. So you couldn't clear a wall. But if it's a problem to teleport into a wall, then it would also be a problem to teleport into the air where you're going. And if you left a sudden vacuum behind you, it would create a dangerous shock wave as it collapsed.

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                    • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                      Just says that the gravel is free, not that you can generate it or make it appear. You've got a lifetime supply of gravel from suppliers but you still gotta move it around

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                      What if it can't change to paid gravel? Like you try to sell it and people are like if it was free I'd take it, but I won't pay for that.

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                      • explodicle@sh.itjust.worksE [email protected]

                        You appear in the closest unoccupied space.

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                        But there's air. Where does the air go? Maybe you can only teleport in space.

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                          Is that a clean 7 inches, or would teleporting sideways cross over with some space I previously occupied?

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                            I would be the Gravel King. You need gravel, you come to me. I would be a benevolent king though. I would grant gravel to those that need it.

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                            Exactly. This one is infinite money glitch

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                              Is that a clean 7 inches, or would teleporting sideways cross over with some space I previously occupied?

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                              There’s no cooldown so you can teleport an infinite distance as long as it’s magic Star Trek teleportation and not The Prestige murder based teleportation

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                                7 has the mild convenience of quickly eliminating any empty containers from search for whatever you're missing. But really Free Gravel is the winner here.

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                                How do we define empty? Is air empty? If yes then at which gas do we delineate empty vs not empty?

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                                  Gravel can be turned into sand. Sand can be turned into concrete and glass. So this one scales pretty quickly.

                                  On the other hand, all I have to do is build a single toaster robot that can build other toaster robots and I’m on my way to toaster robot army.

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                                    The seven inches enderman right there is more useful than you think when you can stack the teleports together

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                                      Depending on how fast you can teleport you could move pretty quickly. Even 12 teleports a second gets you 4.5 mph in any direction. Could be useful depending on the cooldown but for any significant speed you’d need to teleport really quickly. 20 teleports a second is almost 8 mph

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                                        Okay, I'll bite this time.

                                        1. Don't see any use.
                                        2. Sell gravel. Become rich.
                                        3. If no cooldown you can spam and teleport anywhere as long as there's a path between A and B
                                        4. Not sure.
                                        5. Turning on every toaster in the world at the same time would probably cripple the various power grids globally.
                                        6. If it stacks you could look quite young.
                                        7. Could probably make some money checking if safes are empty or not. Doesn't say anything about distance. Could remotely check containers for people. Depends as well on the definition of empty.
                                        8. Would be hugely beneficial to some archeologists.
                                        9. For anyone who is unable to walk currently this would be good. What happens if you cut your legs off? Can you fly afterwards?
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                                          1. breed oysters > profit
                                          2. sell gravel
                                          3. still prob useful if you chain teleport real fast?
                                          4. why
                                          5. must be a job somewhere for you
                                          6. can instantly tell if a container isnt empty, work in customs or something?
                                          7. doctorate in archeology
                                          8. albert einstein when? now? yikes, when he was young? depends on your relative age and physical form
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                                          Communication doesn't mean you can breed them. I can communicate with you and someone else but it doesn't mean that I can convince you to breed.

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