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    I mean, it doesn't say there's a cooldown, so in theory you could just spam it a shitton of times and no matter how thick the door is, you'll get through it.

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    Unless you mix with the door and all molecules in your body mess up and you die.

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      I would be the Gravel King. You need gravel, you come to me. I would be a benevolent king though. I would grant gravel to those that need it.

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        Also, 7 inches are generally enough to teleport through a wall

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        Is it tho? If your body moves 7", the new position of your back would still be behind where your front was, at least for my fat ass. So you couldn't clear a wall. But if it's a problem to teleport into a wall, then it would also be a problem to teleport into the air where you're going. And if you left a sudden vacuum behind you, it would create a dangerous shock wave as it collapsed.

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        • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

          Just says that the gravel is free, not that you can generate it or make it appear. You've got a lifetime supply of gravel from suppliers but you still gotta move it around

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          What if it can't change to paid gravel? Like you try to sell it and people are like if it was free I'd take it, but I won't pay for that.

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          • explodicle@sh.itjust.worksE [email protected]

            You appear in the closest unoccupied space.

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            But there's air. Where does the air go? Maybe you can only teleport in space.

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              Is that a clean 7 inches, or would teleporting sideways cross over with some space I previously occupied?

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                I would be the Gravel King. You need gravel, you come to me. I would be a benevolent king though. I would grant gravel to those that need it.

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                Exactly. This one is infinite money glitch

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                  Is that a clean 7 inches, or would teleporting sideways cross over with some space I previously occupied?

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                  There’s no cooldown so you can teleport an infinite distance as long as it’s magic Star Trek teleportation and not The Prestige murder based teleportation

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                    7 has the mild convenience of quickly eliminating any empty containers from search for whatever you're missing. But really Free Gravel is the winner here.

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                    How do we define empty? Is air empty? If yes then at which gas do we delineate empty vs not empty?

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                      Gravel can be turned into sand. Sand can be turned into concrete and glass. So this one scales pretty quickly.

                      On the other hand, all I have to do is build a single toaster robot that can build other toaster robots and I’m on my way to toaster robot army.

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                        The seven inches enderman right there is more useful than you think when you can stack the teleports together

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                          Depending on how fast you can teleport you could move pretty quickly. Even 12 teleports a second gets you 4.5 mph in any direction. Could be useful depending on the cooldown but for any significant speed you’d need to teleport really quickly. 20 teleports a second is almost 8 mph

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                            Okay, I'll bite this time.

                            1. Don't see any use.
                            2. Sell gravel. Become rich.
                            3. If no cooldown you can spam and teleport anywhere as long as there's a path between A and B
                            4. Not sure.
                            5. Turning on every toaster in the world at the same time would probably cripple the various power grids globally.
                            6. If it stacks you could look quite young.
                            7. Could probably make some money checking if safes are empty or not. Doesn't say anything about distance. Could remotely check containers for people. Depends as well on the definition of empty.
                            8. Would be hugely beneficial to some archeologists.
                            9. For anyone who is unable to walk currently this would be good. What happens if you cut your legs off? Can you fly afterwards?
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                              1. breed oysters > profit
                              2. sell gravel
                              3. still prob useful if you chain teleport real fast?
                              4. why
                              5. must be a job somewhere for you
                              6. can instantly tell if a container isnt empty, work in customs or something?
                              7. doctorate in archeology
                              8. albert einstein when? now? yikes, when he was young? depends on your relative age and physical form
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                              Communication doesn't mean you can breed them. I can communicate with you and someone else but it doesn't mean that I can convince you to breed.

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                                3 means general immunity to locked doors and restraints

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                                  3 means general immunity to locked doors and restraints

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                                  Doors no... handcuffs yes.

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                                    There’s no cooldown so you can teleport an infinite distance as long as it’s magic Star Trek teleportation and not The Prestige murder based teleportation

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                                    Star Trek teleportation might also be a bit murdery. You are disassembled to your molecules, sent over in a high energy beam and reassembled. Also there's a mild risk to end up in an evil mirror universe.

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                                      Depending on how fast you can teleport you could move pretty quickly. Even 12 teleports a second gets you 4.5 mph in any direction. Could be useful depending on the cooldown but for any significant speed you’d need to teleport really quickly. 20 teleports a second is almost 8 mph

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                                      It does raise the question on if this could be useful in some sort of hand to hand combat situation. What happens if I my fist is 6" away from your face and I teleport 7" forward? I guess the same question applies to walls. If I can just teleport through matter, then it's usefulness is suddenly quite high.

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                                        It does raise the question on if this could be useful in some sort of hand to hand combat situation. What happens if I my fist is 6" away from your face and I teleport 7" forward? I guess the same question applies to walls. If I can just teleport through matter, then it's usefulness is suddenly quite high.

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                                        Only if you don’t value your hand. Perhaps you could teleport a hammer into someone’s face

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                                          Doors no... handcuffs yes.

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                                          Most doors are not 7" thick...

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