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  • steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

    When we say lifetime supply of thorium.
    Does it mean the receivers lifetime
    Or the thorium's lifetime???

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    Is it lifetime or halflifetime?

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      You could go the evil route and become a hitman as well, or rather a shitman, turning your targets into poo.

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      Just need to keep your talent a secret. Put on your mask, grab a shovel, turn all the walls between you and the bank vault to shit, take what you need and leave. Cops come, the bullets/guns/cuffs police left feet to poo. Wash the money figuratively once done cleaning it literally, then figure out your next step.

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        Is it lifetime or halflifetime?

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        Half-life (thorium in the bg instead of...uhh...idk who the main character is)

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          You could go the evil route and become a hitman as well, or rather a shitman, turning your targets into poo.

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          Imagine Death Note replaced with this power instead.

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            Just need to keep your talent a secret. Put on your mask, grab a shovel, turn all the walls between you and the bank vault to shit, take what you need and leave. Cops come, the bullets/guns/cuffs police left feet to poo. Wash the money figuratively once done cleaning it literally, then figure out your next step.

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            Poopsmith origin story

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              Purple! Dont even need to uhmmm... think.... Uhhh... Hm.

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                The black one. You know what? I take two, just to be sure.

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                  Poopsmith origin story

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                  You can likely find a stuffed poop emoji you can turn into the mask. I'm torn between PoopBoy and ShitHead

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                    Black pill's gonna have some mysterious side effects with my other medication

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                      You could go the evil route and become a hitman as well, or rather a shitman, turning your targets into poo.

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                      I have a few people in mind. Nobody I know personally, though.

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                      • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                        You literally already have the power of the green pill. Don't take that one.

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                        But some of that stuff isn't very pleasant to eat.

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                          Turn anything into poo: turn plastic waste into manure/fertilizer. Millionaire pretty quick. Could also become a supervillian.

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                            Green pill would be the best power, hands down, no contest. It would be a very, well, green superpower.

                            Demolition jobs all around the country, regular houses cost $4-8 per square foot. Underbid & you get every job. Old warehouses? Poo. Toxic landfills? Poo. Asbestos? Poo. Old tech waste that's processed for valuable metals first? Poo. Forever chemicals? Not anymore, poo. Radioactive nuclear waste that costs us $6B every year according to this? Get a government contract for $5B per year for 100+ years with unlimited paid travel/room/board for you & all your family, travel to all the storage sites & turn all the nuclear waste into poo. Travel the US. Travel the world! You're the Poo Man. Eliminating radioactive nuclear waste & creating fertilizer. Everyone would pay top dollar for your fantastic services. Getting old, sick of earth? Go to the moon, go to Mars, Mars can use lots & lots of nutrient rich poo to help terraform in the future.

                            There would be almost no limit to the amount of good you could do, with poo...yes, you can use it to rob banks. If you're fucking dumb. Or you could legally shake down & radically transform the entire world, make them pay you & your descendants like kings, and if they're smart they'll thank you for your services. Poo Man. All day, every day, you'd be the richest man on earth (or Mars) & arguably super super ethical, too. Win-win.

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                              Green pill would be the best power, hands down, no contest. It would be a very, well, green superpower.

                              Demolition jobs all around the country, regular houses cost $4-8 per square foot. Underbid & you get every job. Old warehouses? Poo. Toxic landfills? Poo. Asbestos? Poo. Old tech waste that's processed for valuable metals first? Poo. Forever chemicals? Not anymore, poo. Radioactive nuclear waste that costs us $6B every year according to this? Get a government contract for $5B per year for 100+ years with unlimited paid travel/room/board for you & all your family, travel to all the storage sites & turn all the nuclear waste into poo. Travel the US. Travel the world! You're the Poo Man. Eliminating radioactive nuclear waste & creating fertilizer. Everyone would pay top dollar for your fantastic services. Getting old, sick of earth? Go to the moon, go to Mars, Mars can use lots & lots of nutrient rich poo to help terraform in the future.

                              There would be almost no limit to the amount of good you could do, with poo...yes, you can use it to rob banks. If you're fucking dumb. Or you could legally shake down & radically transform the entire world, make them pay you & your descendants like kings, and if they're smart they'll thank you for your services. Poo Man. All day, every day, you'd be the richest man on earth (or Mars) & arguably super super ethical, too. Win-win.

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                              We already have https://lemmy.ca/post/865320

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                                Just need to keep your talent a secret. Put on your mask, grab a shovel, turn all the walls between you and the bank vault to shit, take what you need and leave. Cops come, the bullets/guns/cuffs police left feet to poo. Wash the money figuratively once done cleaning it literally, then figure out your next step.

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                                Poop at ballistic speeds can still kill you, I guess if the power has unlimited range you are safe by turning the guns into poop before they shoot.

                                If the power works by contact as is usually the case, you would need a team to rob the bank, it would be the same as having a very fast drill to break the vault.

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                                  Uhhmm eehhhh uhhhmmm

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                                    Half-life (thorium in the bg instead of...uhh...idk who the main character is)

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                                    Hello Gordon

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                                      I don't understand the orange pill so I must need the black pill

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                                        Green pill would be the best power, hands down, no contest. It would be a very, well, green superpower.

                                        Demolition jobs all around the country, regular houses cost $4-8 per square foot. Underbid & you get every job. Old warehouses? Poo. Toxic landfills? Poo. Asbestos? Poo. Old tech waste that's processed for valuable metals first? Poo. Forever chemicals? Not anymore, poo. Radioactive nuclear waste that costs us $6B every year according to this? Get a government contract for $5B per year for 100+ years with unlimited paid travel/room/board for you & all your family, travel to all the storage sites & turn all the nuclear waste into poo. Travel the US. Travel the world! You're the Poo Man. Eliminating radioactive nuclear waste & creating fertilizer. Everyone would pay top dollar for your fantastic services. Getting old, sick of earth? Go to the moon, go to Mars, Mars can use lots & lots of nutrient rich poo to help terraform in the future.

                                        There would be almost no limit to the amount of good you could do, with poo...yes, you can use it to rob banks. If you're fucking dumb. Or you could legally shake down & radically transform the entire world, make them pay you & your descendants like kings, and if they're smart they'll thank you for your services. Poo Man. All day, every day, you'd be the richest man on earth (or Mars) & arguably super super ethical, too. Win-win.

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                                        That's pretty cool until CIA or another government intelligence kidnaps you to keep you inside a box converting everything you touch into poop, giving them an advantage against other countries

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                                          Green pill = infinite money cheat. Turn all the plastic trash, nuclear waste etc. into bio mass

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                                          Unfortunately, it's imprecise and now the ocean is literally just shit.

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