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    You literally already have the power of the green pill. Don't take that one.

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      I would turn every star to poo, including black holes

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        Green pill = infinite money cheat. Turn all the plastic trash, nuclear waste etc. into bio mass

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          You literally already have the power of the green pill. Don't take that one.

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          I'd love to see you turn cyanide into poo. Better act fast!

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            enough poo = black hole

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              I'd love to see you turn cyanide into poo. Better act fast!

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              Eat a bunch of apple seeds

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                Green mang. Turn orange into brown nahmean?

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                  Orange and black

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                    You literally already have the power of the green pill. Don't take that one.

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                    I have this power - I turned the entire Republican Party into shit and everything got WAY worse

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                      When we say lifetime supply of thorium.
                      Does it mean the receivers lifetime
                      Or the thorium's lifetime???

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                        Green pill = infinite money cheat. Turn all the plastic trash, nuclear waste etc. into bio mass

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                        You could go the evil route and become a hitman as well, or rather a shitman, turning your targets into poo.

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                          When we say lifetime supply of thorium.
                          Does it mean the receivers lifetime
                          Or the thorium's lifetime???

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                          Is it lifetime or halflifetime?

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                            You could go the evil route and become a hitman as well, or rather a shitman, turning your targets into poo.

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                            Just need to keep your talent a secret. Put on your mask, grab a shovel, turn all the walls between you and the bank vault to shit, take what you need and leave. Cops come, the bullets/guns/cuffs police left feet to poo. Wash the money figuratively once done cleaning it literally, then figure out your next step.

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                              Is it lifetime or halflifetime?

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                              Half-life (thorium in the bg instead of...uhh...idk who the main character is)

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                                You could go the evil route and become a hitman as well, or rather a shitman, turning your targets into poo.

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                                Imagine Death Note replaced with this power instead.

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                                  Just need to keep your talent a secret. Put on your mask, grab a shovel, turn all the walls between you and the bank vault to shit, take what you need and leave. Cops come, the bullets/guns/cuffs police left feet to poo. Wash the money figuratively once done cleaning it literally, then figure out your next step.

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                                  Poopsmith origin story

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                                    Purple! Dont even need to uhmmm... think.... Uhhh... Hm.

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                                      The black one. You know what? I take two, just to be sure.

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                                        Poopsmith origin story

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                                        You can likely find a stuffed poop emoji you can turn into the mask. I'm torn between PoopBoy and ShitHead

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                                          Black pill's gonna have some mysterious side effects with my other medication

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