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      You literally already have the power of the green pill. Don't take that one.

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        I would turn every star to poo, including black holes

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          Green pill = infinite money cheat. Turn all the plastic trash, nuclear waste etc. into bio mass

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            You literally already have the power of the green pill. Don't take that one.

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            I'd love to see you turn cyanide into poo. Better act fast!

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              I would turn every star to poo, including black holes

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              enough poo = black hole

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                I'd love to see you turn cyanide into poo. Better act fast!

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                Eat a bunch of apple seeds

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                  Green mang. Turn orange into brown nahmean?

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                    Orange and black

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                      You literally already have the power of the green pill. Don't take that one.

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                      I have this power - I turned the entire Republican Party into shit and everything got WAY worse

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                        When we say lifetime supply of thorium.
                        Does it mean the receivers lifetime
                        Or the thorium's lifetime???

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                          Green pill = infinite money cheat. Turn all the plastic trash, nuclear waste etc. into bio mass

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                          You could go the evil route and become a hitman as well, or rather a shitman, turning your targets into poo.

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                            When we say lifetime supply of thorium.
                            Does it mean the receivers lifetime
                            Or the thorium's lifetime???

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                            Is it lifetime or halflifetime?

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                              You could go the evil route and become a hitman as well, or rather a shitman, turning your targets into poo.

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                              Just need to keep your talent a secret. Put on your mask, grab a shovel, turn all the walls between you and the bank vault to shit, take what you need and leave. Cops come, the bullets/guns/cuffs police left feet to poo. Wash the money figuratively once done cleaning it literally, then figure out your next step.

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                                Is it lifetime or halflifetime?

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                                Half-life (thorium in the bg instead of...uhh...idk who the main character is)

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                                  You could go the evil route and become a hitman as well, or rather a shitman, turning your targets into poo.

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                                  Imagine Death Note replaced with this power instead.

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                                    Just need to keep your talent a secret. Put on your mask, grab a shovel, turn all the walls between you and the bank vault to shit, take what you need and leave. Cops come, the bullets/guns/cuffs police left feet to poo. Wash the money figuratively once done cleaning it literally, then figure out your next step.

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                                    Poopsmith origin story

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                                      Purple! Dont even need to uhmmm... think.... Uhhh... Hm.

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                                        The black one. You know what? I take two, just to be sure.

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                                          Poopsmith origin story

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                                          You can likely find a stuffed poop emoji you can turn into the mask. I'm torn between PoopBoy and ShitHead

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