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    It rhymes so well too

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      Whoever labeled this as a cat churning butter never had a cat. We know what they're doing. Anything makes a good scratching post.

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        This is supposed to be sung to the tune of The Joker, right?

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          Wow, super crazy that cats evolved thumbs, and then de-evolved them in a matter of centuries once they figured out how to program humans to do things for them instead 🤯

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            Wow, super crazy that cats evolved thumbs, and then de-evolved them in a matter of centuries once they figured out how to program humans to do things for them instead 🤯

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            We're doing the same thing with AI and the ability to think.

            Hopefully our future AI overlords are kind and give us belly rubs (but not too many!😼)

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              I'm a spinster, I'm so quaint, I do not feel ashamed.

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                Wow, super crazy that cats evolved thumbs, and then de-evolved them in a matter of centuries once they figured out how to program humans to do things for them instead 🤯

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                Wait until you see the rabbits

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                  This is supposed to be sung to the tune of The Joker, right?

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                  That also kinda works but in case you're serious..

                  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ivt_N2Zcts

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                    Well if this is a German fairy tale, let me finish it: then the cat clawed the face off the small child that was supposed to be churning the butter and then ate their intestines.

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                      12th century California a was lit

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                        That also kinda works but in case you're serious..

                        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ivt_N2Zcts

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                        I was hoping for Meredith Brooks to the melody of I'm A Joker

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                          Some people call me Meowww-reeese!

                          MEOOOOW-MEOW

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                            Wow, super crazy that cats evolved thumbs, and then de-evolved them in a matter of centuries once they figured out how to program humans to do things for them instead 🤯

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                            If it wanted to, a cat could churn butter without thumbs by simply digging its claws into the stick.

                            But it doesn't want to.

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                              Not to mention if you tip it over you get cream. Or butter, my cat likes a lick of either, if she can get it.

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