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    Whoever labeled this as a cat churning butter never had a cat. We know what they're doing. Anything makes a good scratching post.

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      This is supposed to be sung to the tune of The Joker, right?

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        Wow, super crazy that cats evolved thumbs, and then de-evolved them in a matter of centuries once they figured out how to program humans to do things for them instead 🤯

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          Wow, super crazy that cats evolved thumbs, and then de-evolved them in a matter of centuries once they figured out how to program humans to do things for them instead 🤯

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          We're doing the same thing with AI and the ability to think.

          Hopefully our future AI overlords are kind and give us belly rubs (but not too many!😼)

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            I'm a spinster, I'm so quaint, I do not feel ashamed.

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              Wow, super crazy that cats evolved thumbs, and then de-evolved them in a matter of centuries once they figured out how to program humans to do things for them instead 🤯

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              Wait until you see the rabbits

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                This is supposed to be sung to the tune of The Joker, right?

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                That also kinda works but in case you're serious..

                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ivt_N2Zcts

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                  Well if this is a German fairy tale, let me finish it: then the cat clawed the face off the small child that was supposed to be churning the butter and then ate their intestines.

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                    Germany, California

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                    12th century California a was lit

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                      That also kinda works but in case you're serious..

                      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ivt_N2Zcts

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                      I was hoping for Meredith Brooks to the melody of I'm A Joker

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                        Some people call me Meowww-reeese!

                        MEOOOOW-MEOW

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                          Wow, super crazy that cats evolved thumbs, and then de-evolved them in a matter of centuries once they figured out how to program humans to do things for them instead 🤯

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                          If it wanted to, a cat could churn butter without thumbs by simply digging its claws into the stick.

                          But it doesn't want to.

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                            Not to mention if you tip it over you get cream. Or butter, my cat likes a lick of either, if she can get it.

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                              Well if this is a German fairy tale, let me finish it: then the cat clawed the face off the small child that was supposed to be churning the butter and then ate their intestines.

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                              Mhh nah usually the dark side has some kind of moral like "don't go into the fucking dark forest"

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                                Sick and tired of depending on humans for your dairy needs?

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                                  keep on churnin' till the butter comes

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                                    I'm a sinner, I'm a saint,

                                    I like to lick my taint

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