Meowposting
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I'm a spinster, I'm so quaint, I do not feel ashamed.
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Wow, super crazy that cats evolved thumbs, and then de-evolved them in a matter of centuries once they figured out how to program humans to do things for them instead 🤯
Wait until you see the rabbits
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This is supposed to be sung to the tune of The Joker, right?
That also kinda works but in case you're serious..
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Well if this is a German fairy tale, let me finish it: then the cat clawed the face off the small child that was supposed to be churning the butter and then ate their intestines.
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Germany, California
12th century California a was lit
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That also kinda works but in case you're serious..
I was hoping for Meredith Brooks to the melody of I'm A Joker
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Some people call me Meowww-reeese!
MEOOOOW-MEOW
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Wow, super crazy that cats evolved thumbs, and then de-evolved them in a matter of centuries once they figured out how to program humans to do things for them instead 🤯
If it wanted to, a cat could churn butter without thumbs by simply digging its claws into the stick.
But it doesn't want to.
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Not to mention if you tip it over you get cream. Or butter, my cat likes a lick of either, if she can get it.
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Well if this is a German fairy tale, let me finish it: then the cat clawed the face off the small child that was supposed to be churning the butter and then ate their intestines.
Mhh nah usually the dark side has some kind of moral like "don't go into the fucking dark forest"
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Sick and tired of depending on humans for your dairy needs?
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keep on churnin' till the butter comes
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I'm a sinner, I'm a saint,
I like to lick my taint
