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if charlie kirk is so pro life then why is he dead?

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    Genuine question

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    He truly was a professional at life.

    You see, due to his professialism and resilience, his body produced more blood than an average human. His blood content is comparable to that of Erwin 'Desert Fox' Rommel of WWII brilliant commander fame.

    They both had 45-65% more blood than an average human in their bodies at all times.

    Once the man uttered the words "gang violence", of incredible importance to himself, that blood rushed into his brain, together with adrenaline and endorphins.

    Unfortunately, it was a bit too much for poor Kirk. His blood managed to sever his cartoid. The blood gushed into his head, and the adrenaline compressed his veins.

    The rest is history.

    Such a pro at life.

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      I’m not say you are 100% correct.
      Also, not saying you are 100% wrong.
      Somewhere in the middle lay the answer to this conundrum.
      Probably the most obvious scenario is going to end up the culprit.
      Charlie Kirk is dead.
      A brief moment passes,
      “Ok sir, now about those Epstein files being released. How are we looking with that?

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      The senate just voted 51-49 to not release them. That's how we're looking with that.

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      • T [email protected]

        Please tell me it's true

        Edit: it's fucking true

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        It's almost too perfect. He was trying to turn a genuine question on gun violence into racist rhetoric, and then got immediately snapped...

        Was probably feeling pretty smug with how he spun that until his neck popped.

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          One could say that the state was failing pretty hard during the french revolution as well

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          Definitely but the US current situation and struggle is not at all like French Revolution. "The aristocrats"(aka the rich) are the ones who lead this, any change won't be for the good of the people, just money changing hands. Looks more like the fall of Roman Republic to me with common people suffering and the state becoming more authoritarian.

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            Genuine question

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            Because he was shot. Its very simple America, too many guns

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              Genuine question

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              Well who does Kirk's wife ask now for not getting satisfied? He's dead.

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                His lungs were definitely not full of blood.

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                  Genuine question

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                    The tent over his head actually had the text: "Prove Me Wrong"

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                      Genuine question

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                      Because he had a hole in his neck, and blood came out of that hole. He needed that blood.

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                        Seems like he lost a gun debate

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                        • therobohour@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                          Because he was shot. Its very simple America, too many guns

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                          he just needed a gun to fight the guy with the gun. problem solved, no?

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                            Because he had a hole in his neck, and blood came out of that hole. He needed that blood.

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                            He got a new hole and blood came out? Sounds like transexual surgery to me.

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                              Why is his face to small for his head?

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                              • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                                U tah? You cannot convince me it's not made up

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                                Watta Utah talka

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                                  People are saying that the crowd was full of crisis actors

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                                  In 6 months Kash will tell us it was suicide and the video was AI.

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                                  • ryan213@lemmy.caR [email protected]

                                    Exposing his neck just like that?! That's just asking for trouble.

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                                    When will these neck sluts learn...

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                                      You know what would do this justice? We all gaslight the GOP into saying this is fake news. That it's AI. That he's completely fine but in a bunker somewhere for his safety.

                                      In fact...this is what's true.

                                      No way that a shot would show this much blood, especially against a white hetero man. This has woke AI written all over it.

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                                      Love this. Give it right back to them.

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                                        Why is his face to small for his head?

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                                        Compensate for his new hole

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                                        • S [email protected]

                                          He got a new hole and blood came out? Sounds like transexual surgery to me.

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                                          I don't think anyone should fuck a person in the neck.

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