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if charlie kirk is so pro life then why is he dead?

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  • catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

    I looked around after hearing about it and several sources confirmed his death not long ago.

    To steal a quote from that Scottish granny commenting on Thatcher’s death: they ought to put a string of garlic around his neck and a stake in his heart to make sure he doesn’t come back.

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    Has someone checked on Pitt the Elder to make sure he's still buried?

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    • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.worksV [email protected]

      He shall first debate Plato, that'll make him miserable right quick and will go on for a millennium. What is a chair?

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      Okay. I accept your first assumption. What is a chair. Why do ducks' quacks echo but their farts don't

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        anyone around the age of 40 had plenty of time pre sanitized internet to see almost whatever they wanted

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        Yeah we could poke shit with a stick down by the creek all day

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          Why do you think political violence is good? Isn't it a sign of a failing state?

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          One could say that the state was failing pretty hard during the french revolution as well

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            Charlie Kirk’s shooting was an inside job by Trump to take focus off Epstein files!!

            See, I said that sarcastically but with the republicans… this is actually quite likely. So who knows. lol.

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            I’m not say you are 100% correct.
            Also, not saying you are 100% wrong.
            Somewhere in the middle lay the answer to this conundrum.
            Probably the most obvious scenario is going to end up the culprit.
            Charlie Kirk is dead.
            A brief moment passes,
            “Ok sir, now about those Epstein files being released. How are we looking with that?

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              Genuine question

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              He truly was a professional at life.

              You see, due to his professialism and resilience, his body produced more blood than an average human. His blood content is comparable to that of Erwin 'Desert Fox' Rommel of WWII brilliant commander fame.

              They both had 45-65% more blood than an average human in their bodies at all times.

              Once the man uttered the words "gang violence", of incredible importance to himself, that blood rushed into his brain, together with adrenaline and endorphins.

              Unfortunately, it was a bit too much for poor Kirk. His blood managed to sever his cartoid. The blood gushed into his head, and the adrenaline compressed his veins.

              The rest is history.

              Such a pro at life.

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                I’m not say you are 100% correct.
                Also, not saying you are 100% wrong.
                Somewhere in the middle lay the answer to this conundrum.
                Probably the most obvious scenario is going to end up the culprit.
                Charlie Kirk is dead.
                A brief moment passes,
                “Ok sir, now about those Epstein files being released. How are we looking with that?

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                The senate just voted 51-49 to not release them. That's how we're looking with that.

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                  Please tell me it's true

                  Edit: it's fucking true

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                  It's almost too perfect. He was trying to turn a genuine question on gun violence into racist rhetoric, and then got immediately snapped...

                  Was probably feeling pretty smug with how he spun that until his neck popped.

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                    One could say that the state was failing pretty hard during the french revolution as well

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                    Definitely but the US current situation and struggle is not at all like French Revolution. "The aristocrats"(aka the rich) are the ones who lead this, any change won't be for the good of the people, just money changing hands. Looks more like the fall of Roman Republic to me with common people suffering and the state becoming more authoritarian.

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                      Genuine question

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                      Because he was shot. Its very simple America, too many guns

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                        Genuine question

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                        Well who does Kirk's wife ask now for not getting satisfied? He's dead.

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                          His lungs were definitely not full of blood.

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                            Genuine question

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                              The tent over his head actually had the text: "Prove Me Wrong"

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                                Genuine question

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                                Because he had a hole in his neck, and blood came out of that hole. He needed that blood.

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                                  Genuine question

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                                  Seems like he lost a gun debate

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                                  • therobohour@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                    Because he was shot. Its very simple America, too many guns

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                                    he just needed a gun to fight the guy with the gun. problem solved, no?

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                                      Because he had a hole in his neck, and blood came out of that hole. He needed that blood.

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                                      He got a new hole and blood came out? Sounds like transexual surgery to me.

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                                        Why is his face to small for his head?

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                                        • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                                          U tah? You cannot convince me it's not made up

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                                          Watta Utah talka

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