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It's all your fault, Bradley!

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  • B [email protected]

    Consult with your local mortician.

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    Never accept the first offer though

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    • grrgyle@slrpnk.netG [email protected]

      Never accept the first offer though

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      Good point, that'd be a grave mistake.

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        WHY IS NOBODY USING THE CORRECT SPELLING?
        IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME TO LEARN, DAMN IT!
        WHAT THE FUCK IS MALK?
        MELK?
        SERIOUSLY?
        IT IS SPELLED
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        ...no, hold on
        IT IS SPELLED
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        ...YOU WANKERS JINXED IT.

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          Uhh, isn't Tesco a petroleum company? Or am I thinking of another name

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            Uhh, isn't Tesco a petroleum company? Or am I thinking of another name

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            https://secure.ce-tescoassets.com/assets/HU/320/5999090127320/ShotType1_540x540.jpg

            https://i2-prod.dublinlive.ie/incoming/article11943545.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Tesco-petrol-Dundrum.jpg

            Maybe it's just sold at tesco? Like an in house brand? Still not good -_-

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            • B [email protected]

              If the white fluid starts coming out pink, you're squeezing too hard.

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              What if it's clear and just leaks out uWu

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              • S [email protected]

                WHY IS NOBODY USING THE CORRECT SPELLING?
                IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME TO LEARN, DAMN IT!
                WHAT THE FUCK IS MALK?
                MELK?
                SERIOUSLY?
                IT IS SPELLED
                M
                L
                I
                K
                ...no, hold on
                IT IS SPELLED
                M
                I
                K
                L
                ...YOU WANKERS JINXED IT.

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                I once had a coworker who pronounced it mirk. She was monolingual and had no speech impediments. šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«

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                  Uhh, isn't Tesco a petroleum company? Or am I thinking of another name

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                  Texaco perhaps?

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                    I once had a coworker who pronounced it mirk. She was monolingual and had no speech impediments. šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«

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                    Oh she did have impediments.....in her head.

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                    • una@europe.pubU [email protected]

                      Vegan malk, you know its made out of strawberries and not cow malk

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                      Why are you saying it "malk" like it's a disease?

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                        Uhh, isn't Tesco a petroleum company? Or am I thinking of another name

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                        Tesco is a UK supermarket chain. You're thinking of Texaco

                        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texaco

                        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tesco

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                          Why are you saying it "malk" like it's a disease?

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                          There was some vegan tiktoker who said it like that. "This is vegan because it is strawberry malk and not like cow malk"

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                            • una@europe.pubU [email protected]

                              There was some vegan tiktoker who said it like that. "This is vegan because it is strawberry malk and not like cow malk"

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                              I probably shouldn't have assumed everyone would understand this reference.

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                                Username checks out.

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                                  I don't get this strawberry milk meme going around now. Hjalp?

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