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It's all your fault, Bradley!

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      Vegan malk, you know its made out of strawberries and not cow malk

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        If the white fluid starts coming out pink, you're squeezing too hard.

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          If the white fluid starts coming out pink, you're squeezing too hard.

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          What if it is dark red almost black?

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            What if it is dark red almost black?

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            Consult with your local mortician.

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              Vegan malk, you know its made out of strawberries and not cow malk

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              I don’t care where it comes from as long as I get my daily dose of vitamin R.

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                I don’t care where it comes from as long as I get my daily dose of vitamin R.

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                vitamin mrrrp mrrrreow meow :3

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                  Me but I'm going back to almond or soy (the hard stuff) merk instead of the more virtuous plain oat melk.

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                    Consult with your local mortician.

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                    Never accept the first offer though

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                      Never accept the first offer though

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                      Good point, that'd be a grave mistake.

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                        WHY IS NOBODY USING THE CORRECT SPELLING?
                        IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME TO LEARN, DAMN IT!
                        WHAT THE FUCK IS MALK?
                        MELK?
                        SERIOUSLY?
                        IT IS SPELLED
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                        ...no, hold on
                        IT IS SPELLED
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                        ...YOU WANKERS JINXED IT.

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                          Uhh, isn't Tesco a petroleum company? Or am I thinking of another name

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                            Uhh, isn't Tesco a petroleum company? Or am I thinking of another name

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                            https://secure.ce-tescoassets.com/assets/HU/320/5999090127320/ShotType1_540x540.jpg

                            https://i2-prod.dublinlive.ie/incoming/article11943545.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Tesco-petrol-Dundrum.jpg

                            Maybe it's just sold at tesco? Like an in house brand? Still not good -_-

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                              If the white fluid starts coming out pink, you're squeezing too hard.

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                              What if it's clear and just leaks out uWu

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                                WHY IS NOBODY USING THE CORRECT SPELLING?
                                IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME TO LEARN, DAMN IT!
                                WHAT THE FUCK IS MALK?
                                MELK?
                                SERIOUSLY?
                                IT IS SPELLED
                                M
                                L
                                I
                                K
                                ...no, hold on
                                IT IS SPELLED
                                M
                                I
                                K
                                L
                                ...YOU WANKERS JINXED IT.

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                                I once had a coworker who pronounced it mirk. She was monolingual and had no speech impediments. 😵‍💫

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                                  Uhh, isn't Tesco a petroleum company? Or am I thinking of another name

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                                  Texaco perhaps?

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                                    I once had a coworker who pronounced it mirk. She was monolingual and had no speech impediments. 😵‍💫

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                                    Oh she did have impediments.....in her head.

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                                      Vegan malk, you know its made out of strawberries and not cow malk

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                                      Why are you saying it "malk" like it's a disease?

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                                        Uhh, isn't Tesco a petroleum company? Or am I thinking of another name

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                                        Tesco is a UK supermarket chain. You're thinking of Texaco

                                        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texaco

                                        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tesco

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                                          Why are you saying it "malk" like it's a disease?

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                                          There was some vegan tiktoker who said it like that. "This is vegan because it is strawberry malk and not like cow malk"

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