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      Id fall for anyone doing this to me

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        Quick, what are some ways to get a girl to say the number 95?

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          Id fall for anyone doing this to me

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          Wanna be my Mater?

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            Quick, what are some ways to get a girl to say the number 95?

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            whats 9+5

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              whats 9+5

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              that'd be 13, duh

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                Quick, what are some ways to get a girl to say the number 95?

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                how many theses did Martin Luther famously nail to the door of the Castle Church in Wittenberg, sparking the Protestant Reformation?

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                  how many theses did Martin Luther famously nail to the door of the Castle Church in Wittenberg, sparking the Protestant Reformation?

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                  95, hell yeah, baby, that's Lightning's number from the movie Cars, cuz you're MyQueen, KACHOW!!!

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                    that'd be 13, duh

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                    Get off Lemmy, Terrence

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                      Wanna be my Mater?

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                      Git ‘er done!

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                        How can people say baby to their SO? I find it so off putting

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                          that'd be 13, duh

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                          Not if your girlfriend is a JavaScript developer.

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                            that'd be 13, duh

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                            What’s '9' + 5 in Javascript?

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                              What’s '9' + 5 in Javascript?

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                              14.000000003174

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                                What’s '9' + 5 in Javascript?

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                                it's a surprise, always a surprise

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                                  it's a surprise, always a surprise

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                                  lol damn iPhone keyboard. Not even its straight single quotes are actual single quotes.

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                                    How can people say baby to their SO? I find it so off putting

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                                    I did too and then I had an SO tell me they liked it, so I tried to get used to it because I wanted to do so for them. Now it's second nature and I don't think twice or get that weird awkward cringe feeling when I say it anymore.

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                                      I want what she has

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                                        How can people say baby to their SO? I find it so off putting

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                                        I cringe harder at people saying "daddy" during coitus.

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                                          Quick, what are some ways to get a girl to say the number 95?

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                                          Find a girl who was born in 1995, or 9/5 (either september 5 or may 9, depends on how she uses dates)

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