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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

    Quick, what are some ways to get a girl to say the number 95?

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    whats 9+5

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      whats 9+5

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      that'd be 13, duh

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      • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

        Quick, what are some ways to get a girl to say the number 95?

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        how many theses did Martin Luther famously nail to the door of the Castle Church in Wittenberg, sparking the Protestant Reformation?

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          how many theses did Martin Luther famously nail to the door of the Castle Church in Wittenberg, sparking the Protestant Reformation?

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          95, hell yeah, baby, that's Lightning's number from the movie Cars, cuz you're MyQueen, KACHOW!!!

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            that'd be 13, duh

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            Get off Lemmy, Terrence

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            • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

              Wanna be my Mater?

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              Git ‘er done!

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                How can people say baby to their SO? I find it so off putting

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                • eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

                  that'd be 13, duh

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                  Not if your girlfriend is a JavaScript developer.

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                    that'd be 13, duh

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                    What’s '9' + 5 in Javascript?

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                      What’s '9' + 5 in Javascript?

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                      14.000000003174

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                        What’s '9' + 5 in Javascript?

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                        it's a surprise, always a surprise

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                        • eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

                          it's a surprise, always a surprise

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                          lol damn iPhone keyboard. Not even its straight single quotes are actual single quotes.

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                            How can people say baby to their SO? I find it so off putting

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                            I did too and then I had an SO tell me they liked it, so I tried to get used to it because I wanted to do so for them. Now it's second nature and I don't think twice or get that weird awkward cringe feeling when I say it anymore.

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                              I want what she has

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                                How can people say baby to their SO? I find it so off putting

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                                I cringe harder at people saying "daddy" during coitus.

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                                • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                                  Quick, what are some ways to get a girl to say the number 95?

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                                  Find a girl who was born in 1995, or 9/5 (either september 5 or may 9, depends on how she uses dates)

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                                    I want what she has

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                                    KaCiao 🏎️

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                                      I cringe harder at people saying "daddy" during coitus.

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                                      Wait. Is that something that actually happens? I thought it was a porn thing. I'm not from an English speaking country so it doesn't happen here

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                                        What’s '9' + 5 in Javascript?

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                                        [object Object]

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                                          How can people say baby to their SO? I find it so off putting

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                                          We call each other "baby love" sometimes, because we saw a guy on 90 day fiance call their partner that and it was so cringe-inducing that we started saying it ironically. Somewhere down the line that irony kinda faded though..

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