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    I propose Antartica adopt an irrational approach.

    Decide on Antartica North as a basis, clearly this should be Antartica's tentacle where it reaches out trying to touch the South American tentacle. 1 AntArcSpan is thus the rational radius of Antartica.

    Multiply Antartica North by the square root of -1 a.k.a. the number i.

    I propose as international law that real estate/territory claims all have to be solely defined in terms of trignometric functions on Antartica.

    It would also hopefully draw irrationality from other continents, maybe acting as an irrationality sink.

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    ... It's free real imaginary estate.

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      You can’t have two places named north. Computers can’t handle shit like that.

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        You can’t have two places named north. Computers can’t handle shit like that.

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        They also said computers can't handle dates beyond 1999.

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          Just go north, and you'll get to the coast.

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            They also said computers can't handle dates beyond 1999.

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            They were right about that btw. If a fix wasn’t rolled out, we’d probably be living in a different world right now.

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              I asked a researcher on mastodon working at the Amundsen-Scott Station last year about how they manage navigation there and they have their own grid system over there, aligned with the prime meridian.

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                They were right about that btw. If a fix wasn’t rolled out, we’d probably be living in a different world right now.

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                Hmm. Can we go back and not fix it then?

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                  Don't tell me this is an opportunity to apply polar coordinates - that'd be far too much of a coincidence.

                  Fortunately down there they should be safe from any polar bearings.

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                    To be fair, you can move in any compass direction from any point on Antarctica - except for the south pole

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                      I asked a researcher on mastodon working at the Amundsen-Scott Station last year about how they manage navigation there and they have their own grid system over there, aligned with the prime meridian.

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                      So they dont use polar coordinates? That's a shame

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                        I feel like east and west are more pertinent directions

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                          I wanna live there

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                            You sleigh me, but this is snow joking matter.

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                              Why does this picture of Australia have North written all over it?

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                                Why does this picture of Australia have North written all over it?

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                                Here's your hint, the Earth is round.

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                                  Here's your hint, the Earth is round.

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                                  Shits crazy

                                  But no Australia is definitely all south

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                                    Shits crazy

                                    But no Australia is definitely all south

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                                    Oh, you're one of those that believe Australia actually exists?

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                                      Oh, you're one of those that believe Australia actually exists?

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                                      No it was a test, you failed.

                                      Austraillia has 2 L's and 2 i's

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                                        They were right about that btw. If a fix wasn’t rolled out, we’d probably be living in a different world right now.

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                                        I was one of the guys deploying the fix in '98. You're all welcome.

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                                          I feel like east and west are more pertinent directions

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                                          the joke is that all lines of longitude meet at the poles. So everything is north of the south pole. There doesn't exist a east, west, or south of the south pole

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