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Decided to dig a big hole

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  • L [email protected]

    Thank you! That's all I was thinking when I saw the hole.

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    You have some autocorrect typo there:
    "That's all I was singing when I saw the hole."

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    • efreetsk@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

      Are you a dwarf?

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      Maybe dog

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        That ground looks so satisfying to dig in. Like it would actually yield to a shovel. I've spent my entire life in Southern California and our ground is hard, dry, and filled with rocks.

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          5yr old me: China here I come!!!

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          • efreetsk@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

            Are you a dwarf?

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            I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole, diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole.

            *Someone posted a link so that was nice

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              How many of these will it take to fill the Albert Hall?

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                Hopefully you don’t get electrocuted.

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                  Should'a put a tarp down for the dirt.

                  You could hide things in there, like gold, or fried chicken, or a copy of Windows 11, or face masks. These are just a few things you could hide in that hole, use your imagination.

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                    Based meth head.

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                    • J [email protected]

                      That ground looks so satisfying to dig in. Like it would actually yield to a shovel. I've spent my entire life in Southern California and our ground is hard, dry, and filled with rocks.

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                      Pro tip: water before you dig. Water the ground for a week or so before you dig, this makes it much easier to dig through, and cuts down on the excess dust.

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                        Be careful. Holes collapse and dirt is heavy as fuck.

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                        • H [email protected]

                          Came to ask “where post?”.

                          That really is a shitty post.

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                          Postcrete is the best invention since the barbeque tongs.

                          Soft to rock solid in next to no time at all... giggity.

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                          • A [email protected]

                            Pro tip: water before you dig. Water the ground for a week or so before you dig, this makes it much easier to dig through, and cuts down on the excess dust.

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                            Look at this guy, knowing a week before he needs a hole.

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                            • F [email protected]

                              What about D-Tent Boys? https://youtu.be/-jpbCWcz2pk

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                              I'm lazy, so I prefer No Diggity

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                                I'm lazy, so I prefer No Diggity

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                                No doubt

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                                • J [email protected]

                                  Look at this guy, knowing a week before he needs a hole.

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                                  The difference between first and second degree murder

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                                    You numpty, you've dropped your banana down the hole. We'll never know how big it is now!

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                                    • hossenfeffer@feddit.ukH [email protected]

                                      You numpty, you've dropped your banana down the hole. We'll never know how big it is now!

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                                      • raoulduke@lemmy.dbzer0.comR [email protected]

                                        Hopefully you don’t get electrocuted.

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                                        I think I'm already past that depth

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                                        • tommasz@piefed.socialT [email protected]

                                          How many of these will it take to fill the Albert Hall?

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                                          The wha?

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