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Decided to dig a big hole

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  • M [email protected]

    Mandatory soundtrack:
    https://youtu.be/34CZjsEI1yU

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    #10

    Thank you! That's all I was thinking when I saw the hole.

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    • L [email protected]

      Thank you! That's all I was thinking when I saw the hole.

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      You have some autocorrect typo there:
      "That's all I was singing when I saw the hole."

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      • efreetsk@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

        Are you a dwarf?

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        Maybe dog

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          That ground looks so satisfying to dig in. Like it would actually yield to a shovel. I've spent my entire life in Southern California and our ground is hard, dry, and filled with rocks.

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            5yr old me: China here I come!!!

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            • efreetsk@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

              Are you a dwarf?

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              I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole, diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole.

              *Someone posted a link so that was nice

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                How many of these will it take to fill the Albert Hall?

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                  Hopefully you don’t get electrocuted.

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                    Should'a put a tarp down for the dirt.

                    You could hide things in there, like gold, or fried chicken, or a copy of Windows 11, or face masks. These are just a few things you could hide in that hole, use your imagination.

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                      Based meth head.

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                        That ground looks so satisfying to dig in. Like it would actually yield to a shovel. I've spent my entire life in Southern California and our ground is hard, dry, and filled with rocks.

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                        Pro tip: water before you dig. Water the ground for a week or so before you dig, this makes it much easier to dig through, and cuts down on the excess dust.

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                          Be careful. Holes collapse and dirt is heavy as fuck.

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                            Came to ask “where post?”.

                            That really is a shitty post.

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                            Postcrete is the best invention since the barbeque tongs.

                            Soft to rock solid in next to no time at all... giggity.

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                              Pro tip: water before you dig. Water the ground for a week or so before you dig, this makes it much easier to dig through, and cuts down on the excess dust.

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                              Look at this guy, knowing a week before he needs a hole.

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                              • F [email protected]

                                What about D-Tent Boys? https://youtu.be/-jpbCWcz2pk

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                                I'm lazy, so I prefer No Diggity

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                                  I'm lazy, so I prefer No Diggity

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                                  No doubt

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                                    Look at this guy, knowing a week before he needs a hole.

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                                    The difference between first and second degree murder

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                                      You numpty, you've dropped your banana down the hole. We'll never know how big it is now!

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                                        You numpty, you've dropped your banana down the hole. We'll never know how big it is now!

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                                        • raoulduke@lemmy.dbzer0.comR [email protected]

                                          Hopefully you don’t get electrocuted.

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                                          I think I'm already past that depth

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