I broke my hip bone a month ago and have to be robocop for the rest of my life... Can't imagine the pain this person felt.
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If I recall from seeing the original article, it actually made a new butthole.
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Is it the story about trucks, or spelling "knew" as "new"?
Or the story about a lawsuit that only makes sense when you reframe it as a florida man headline in your mind
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Did he buttfuck himself with his femur?
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Or the story about a lawsuit that only makes sense when you reframe it as a florida man headline in your mind
exactly this "florida man hit himself in the head with a hammer, sued the hammer company and won a bazillion dollars" stuff
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Not to be all prudish or anything, but this made my stomach turn seeing it. IDK if tagging it would help but at least I would have been mentally braced for it.
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Oh look. They pooped their femur!
People really need to stop putting weird things up their asses.
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The hip bones attached to the..... Oh, sorry about that....
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exactly this "florida man hit himself in the head with a hammer, sued the hammer company and won a bazillion dollars" stuff
And then he new what to do next and bought his whole family hammers from the hammer company.
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And then he new what to do next and bought his whole family hammers from the hammer company.
sounds familiar think i now that from watching the knews
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So they've broken their pelvis straight through about half way up, popped their right femur out of the socket, and split the left femur straight through near the top.... yeah... that sucks
Holy crap, I didn’t even notice the broken pelvis and left femur break, gah!
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As horrific as this is, it feels a bit over cautious. There's quite many horrific accident pics to be found that could be used to say 'never in your life get into a car'.
In the many years that I've been driving I've never collided with another car. The amount of time I've sat in a car with my legs on the dashboard is even smaller, as it's not particularly comfortable.That doesn't mean accidents don't happen, but the statistical risk of this particular incident happening is rather small.
There's really a lot more things that are statistically more dangerous than this, that people still do on a daily basis like standing on a ladder or playing sports.
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I can't even conceptualise what happened based on this xray, all I know is it looks fucking painful.
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Oh jesus fucking christ that actually made me wince. Do they make full-body cups that I can wear so this absolutely never happens to me?
You could start by just listening to the advice above the image. It's a good start.
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That took a second to sink in how bad this would be
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Did he win or did they settle?
That's the real question.
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You could start by just listening to the advice above the image. It's a good start.
Yeah fair suggestion
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Did he win or did they settle?
It's been almost two decades, I'm pretty sure it was a settlement though.
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Is it the story about trucks, or spelling "knew" as "new"?
Ha, thank you phone autocorrect. Keeping it there though.
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Just dab it with some bacitracin, take some ibuprofen, and get some sleep. You'll be fiiiiiine.
I didn't know my GP was on Lemmy
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As horrific as this is, it feels a bit over cautious. There's quite many horrific accident pics to be found that could be used to say 'never in your life get into a car'.
In the many years that I've been driving I've never collided with another car. The amount of time I've sat in a car with my legs on the dashboard is even smaller, as it's not particularly comfortable.That doesn't mean accidents don't happen, but the statistical risk of this particular incident happening is rather small.
There's really a lot more things that are statistically more dangerous than this, that people still do on a daily basis like standing on a ladder or playing sports.
What are you talking about?
"I've never got into a crash, so go ahead and put your feet up on the dash if you like because people get injured from ladder falls and sports."
First of all, and this is an issue I'm trying to impress on my 7 year old too, no one intends to have an accident, that's why it's called and accident. Just because you've never been in a car collision doesn't mean it won't happen.
Then, in the event that a collision does happen, you really don't want your feet up because it will be worse. What may have been some heavy bruising to your face and chest turned into one shattered femur and one ripped right out of your hip.
That's the lesson, and it's not "over cautious". It's absolutely an appropriate level of caution.
