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And if so, one or both?

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  • robocall@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

    It depends on the moon phases. Full moon? No balls. Half moon, half balls. Etc.

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    Two moons?

    Four balls in the condom!

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    • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

      People just dont understand men's anatomy

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      People just dont understand men's astrology

      (Wait, is moon in astrology? Fuck, now I wanna check for real.)

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      • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

        And if one? How does one decide which?

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        Well, I def don't buy magnum condoms bcs of my magnum dong, that's for sure.

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          Well, I def don't buy magnum condoms bcs of my magnum dong, that's for sure.

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          You putting icecream in there?!?!

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          • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

            And if one? How does one decide which?

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            I only put the balls in the condom, I leave the meat out and free.

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              I've wore one before, but only one.

              it's been passed down in my family for generations.

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              • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

                And if one? How does one decide which?

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                I tried but the condom is too big

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                  BOOOOYAH

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                  I'm about to go try this shit at home!

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                  • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

                    And if one? How does one decide which?

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                    One for the frank and one for the beans

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                    • V [email protected]

                      Not the one where the pee is stored.

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                      True, my doctor suggested this but sometimes I like to switch it up to surprise my partner.

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                      • S [email protected]

                        Yeah, I've heard of that- Then they can summon Shenron, and have a wish granted, right?

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                        I think that's just if they're Japanese

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                        • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

                          And if one? How does one decide which?

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                          • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                            Nobody has ever asked me to wear one, so... I've never worn one.

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                            Me neither, but I would guess it makes it easier to insert the balls.

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                            • V [email protected]

                              Not the one where the pee is stored.

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                              I read once in an article (don't remember the details), that the urine of schizophrenic people contains some psychedelic chemical naturally.

                              In other words, psychedelic pee is stored in the schizophrenia

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                              • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                Nobody has ever asked me to wear one, so... I've never worn one.

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                                That is not a problem. You only really need them during sex.

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                                • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

                                  And if one? How does one decide which?

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                                  Wait you guys have more than 1?

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                                  • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

                                    You putting icecream in there?!?!

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                                    Cold hard f**k

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                                      I read once in an article (don't remember the details), that the urine of schizophrenic people contains some psychedelic chemical naturally.

                                      In other words, psychedelic pee is stored in the schizophrenia

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                                      That feel when your mom fucked a shaman and you're half magic mushroom, half human.

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                                      • S [email protected]

                                        You haven’t lost your virginity until both balls are in.

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                                        Makes me wonder if anyone actually tried this for real.

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                                          I only put the balls in the condom, I leave the meat out and free.

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                                          What is the rest of the recipe?

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