What would you do if you could transform into an invisible tiger?
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Pounce on Calvin every single time.
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Fuckin A
...fuckin A.
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If light passes through you would the sun still warm you?
Maybe only visible light passes through you, so you're good.
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If physics is this strict, the flesh of your enemies is going to pass unharmed through your fangs as well, and that would be sad.
Stuff can be transparent to light but still interact with other matter.
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Then take a nap in the sun
ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!
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ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!
Man I'm old
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thats oddly specific.
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I would be in the jungle and enjoying life as a tiger.
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Stuff can be transparent to light but still interact with other matter.
How do you explain people jumping out of windows then, smartass?
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Same. And then retire to the woods.
I would imagine a few more places that I would pay a visit to...
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Well, it would fucking suck. Being invisible means light passes through the retinas and would not be absorbed by photoreceptor cells, making me completely blind. I guess I would try to go somewhere quiet so I could listen out. Being blind would be a death sentence in the wild. My only hope is to get picked up by a zoo or rehab center that actually cares for the animals.
No, its magic not scientific. You can see, but you can't be seen.
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I will go summit the Everest.
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I would chill tf out
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I misread that as "eat some feces" at first, but either way I guess you do you.
He means "pretend to be a leopard."
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We won't see.
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2 chicks at the same time.
Not all women are in to a guy just because he can turn in an invisible tiger.
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I'd find terrible, horrible people, and just like, tiger my way into their house and fuck shit up, like, take a dump on their bed, smash their tv, etc. and then I'd go invisible, wait for the police to show up, do their thing, and start the process over again until they lost their minds.
I would also rob banks though to keep it balanced.
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How do you explain people jumping out of windows then, smartass?
Fucking gravity how does it work
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Find dog owners to don't pick up and leave a large load on their lawn.
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I'd go outside and eat the deer that ate my tomatoes. I'd be doing the universe a favor. Nothing behind those eyes but hunger and hatred for all life. Eat my tomatoes I eat you. Tomato-eating bastards agh fuck you.