Live to eat or eat to live?
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Vampires always quoting this bible versus. It gets annoying. Like we get it you are just following Jesus.
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Because Christians are world champions at taking the most bizarre desert apocalyptic cult ravings and "interpret" them into something which fits nicely with what they prefer to believe instead.
The central idea is that human sacrifice is effective and symbolic cannibalism is a sacred thing… but LGBTQ people existing is a crime against nature.
It makes sense if you just never think about it.
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The cannibalistic symbolism in Christianity has always been incredibly bizarre to me. It's even more bizarre that Christians don't seem to think anything of it.
"Because it's symbolic, it doesn't matter!"
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"The Sacrament of the Eucharist is the body and blood of Christ really present under the appearances of bread and wine; if the appearances cease to be present, then the sacrament no longer exists, and so the Real Presence ceases."
"The Eucharistic presence of Christ begins at the moment of the consecration and endures as long as the Eucharistic species subsist. Christ is present whole and entire in each of the species and whole and entire in each of their parts, in such a way that the breaking of the bread does not divide Christ."
Hold on, I figured out a trick for infinite communion wine. Just water it down but occasionally add some Red 40 so it still looks the same. It's theologically sound!
It's straight to Hell for you, no Purgatory.
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hannible happy noises gif
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It's straight to Hell for you, no Purgatory.
You just wait. Come Vatican III, my homeopathic infini-wine will be an accepted, nay, mandated part of Catholic mass. They're always saying to be more like Jesus, and what's more Jes-ish than duplicating food to feed the masses?
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Blood did it
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You can have life in you by just swallowing a live bug or keistering a gerbil.
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Blood did it
Wasn't there an Evangelion episode like this?
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Wasn't there an Evangelion episode like this?
Not sure... if you find it post a link
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Not sure... if you find it post a link
Episode 19, "Introjection"
Eva 01 goes berserk and starts eating the angel.
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Blood did it
I was actually thinking of that, yeah... that's where I heard first the quote
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And are they considered bread or meat? Or both, allowing for the world's most compact and efficient sandwich?
Can you eat it on a Friday?
