Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Brite
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Brand Logo

agnos.is Forums

  1. Home
  2. Lemmy Shitpost
  3. Home made Soup

Home made Soup

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Lemmy Shitpost
lemmyshitpost
25 Posts 19 Posters 0 Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • orhtej2@eviltoast.orgO [email protected]
    This post did not contain any content.
    P This user is from outside of this forum
    P This user is from outside of this forum
    [email protected]
    wrote last edited by
    #9

    What's next, a crustacean preparing a classic Chinese dish?

    P J 2 Replies Last reply
    5
    • sundray@lemmus.orgS [email protected]

      But she's making sooooouuupp!

      M This user is from outside of this forum
      M This user is from outside of this forum
      [email protected]
      wrote last edited by
      #10

      Hmmm, some tasty soup does sound pretty good right now...

      1 Reply Last reply
      0
      • orhtej2@eviltoast.orgO [email protected]
        This post did not contain any content.
        sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comS This user is from outside of this forum
        sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comS This user is from outside of this forum
        [email protected]
        wrote last edited by
        #11

        The human is the mitochondria of the home.

        J 1 Reply Last reply
        4
        • orhtej2@eviltoast.orgO [email protected]
          This post did not contain any content.
          P This user is from outside of this forum
          P This user is from outside of this forum
          [email protected]
          wrote last edited by
          #12

          If a home doesn't have arms, how can i arm myself against home invader?

          B 1 Reply Last reply
          1
          • P [email protected]

            What's next, a crustacean preparing a classic Chinese dish?

            P This user is from outside of this forum
            P This user is from outside of this forum
            [email protected]
            wrote last edited by
            #13

            Ain't no way a shrimp fried rice. I ain't NEVER seen a shrimp fry rice. You show me a goddamn shrimp with big enough claws to hold a utensil and then maybe we can start a conversation, but shrimp too dumb to do anything with it after you give it a tool.

            1 Reply Last reply
            1
            • orhtej2@eviltoast.orgO [email protected]
              This post did not contain any content.
              D This user is from outside of this forum
              D This user is from outside of this forum
              [email protected]
              wrote last edited by
              #14

              Wait till OP finds out they were homemade.

              1 Reply Last reply
              0
              • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

                The human is the mitochondria of the home.

                J This user is from outside of this forum
                J This user is from outside of this forum
                [email protected]
                wrote last edited by
                #15

                Thanks Ken

                sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comS 1 Reply Last reply
                2
                • L [email protected]

                  Imagine living in a house without arms...

                  J This user is from outside of this forum
                  J This user is from outside of this forum
                  [email protected]
                  wrote last edited by
                  #16

                  Bears have the right to arms, so should we.

                  1 Reply Last reply
                  1
                  • orhtej2@eviltoast.orgO [email protected]
                    This post did not contain any content.
                    kolanaki@pawb.socialK This user is from outside of this forum
                    kolanaki@pawb.socialK This user is from outside of this forum
                    [email protected]
                    wrote last edited by
                    #17

                    I can make soup without using my arms 🤷‍♂️

                    1 Reply Last reply
                    2
                    • P [email protected]

                      What's next, a crustacean preparing a classic Chinese dish?

                      J This user is from outside of this forum
                      J This user is from outside of this forum
                      [email protected]
                      wrote last edited by
                      #18

                      Crabs can ring goons?

                      1 Reply Last reply
                      1
                      • P [email protected]

                        If a home doesn't have arms, how can i arm myself against home invader?

                        B This user is from outside of this forum
                        B This user is from outside of this forum
                        [email protected]
                        wrote last edited by
                        #19

                        Some houses have al arms, get one of those

                        1 Reply Last reply
                        0
                        • J [email protected]

                          Thanks Ken

                          sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comS This user is from outside of this forum
                          sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comS This user is from outside of this forum
                          [email protected]
                          wrote last edited by
                          #20

                          That may be the highest compliment I have ever recieved on the internet.

                          1 Reply Last reply
                          2
                          • orhtej2@eviltoast.orgO [email protected]
                            This post did not contain any content.
                            S This user is from outside of this forum
                            S This user is from outside of this forum
                            [email protected]
                            wrote last edited by [email protected]
                            #21

                            A home is way WAY more than just a house

                            1 Reply Last reply
                            2
                            • orhtej2@eviltoast.orgO [email protected]
                              This post did not contain any content.
                              D This user is from outside of this forum
                              D This user is from outside of this forum
                              [email protected]
                              wrote last edited by
                              #22

                              It's not a House-made soup, it's Home-made.

                              A House is a building. A Home is something more. It's a place where you find family.

                              Therefore, Homes are composite organisms, whose member organisms are capable of acting on behalf of the total.

                              It's therefore correct to say, that yes, a Home did make that soup.

                              K B 2 Replies Last reply
                              4
                              • D [email protected]

                                It's not a House-made soup, it's Home-made.

                                A House is a building. A Home is something more. It's a place where you find family.

                                Therefore, Homes are composite organisms, whose member organisms are capable of acting on behalf of the total.

                                It's therefore correct to say, that yes, a Home did make that soup.

                                K This user is from outside of this forum
                                K This user is from outside of this forum
                                [email protected]
                                wrote last edited by
                                #23

                                Damn, I'm homeless.

                                1 Reply Last reply
                                1
                                • orhtej2@eviltoast.orgO [email protected]
                                  This post did not contain any content.
                                  C This user is from outside of this forum
                                  C This user is from outside of this forum
                                  [email protected]
                                  wrote last edited by
                                  #24

                                  Texas houses have arms

                                  1 Reply Last reply
                                  1
                                  • D [email protected]

                                    It's not a House-made soup, it's Home-made.

                                    A House is a building. A Home is something more. It's a place where you find family.

                                    Therefore, Homes are composite organisms, whose member organisms are capable of acting on behalf of the total.

                                    It's therefore correct to say, that yes, a Home did make that soup.

                                    B This user is from outside of this forum
                                    B This user is from outside of this forum
                                    [email protected]
                                    wrote last edited by
                                    #25

                                    This is something to do with that Disney movie with all the singing and the donkeys, isn't it?

                                    1 Reply Last reply
                                    0
                                    Reply
                                    • Reply as topic
                                    Log in to reply
                                    • Oldest to Newest
                                    • Newest to Oldest
                                    • Most Votes


                                    • Login

                                    • Login or register to search.
                                    • First post
                                      Last post
                                    0
                                    • Categories
                                    • Recent
                                    • Tags
                                    • Popular
                                    • World
                                    • Users
                                    • Groups