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Home made Soup

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    Oh shit, Baba Yaga's coming. Better run

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    But she's making sooooouuupp!

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      What's next, a crustacean preparing a classic Chinese dish?

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        But she's making sooooouuupp!

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        Hmmm, some tasty soup does sound pretty good right now...

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          The human is the mitochondria of the home.

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            If a home doesn't have arms, how can i arm myself against home invader?

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              What's next, a crustacean preparing a classic Chinese dish?

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              Ain't no way a shrimp fried rice. I ain't NEVER seen a shrimp fry rice. You show me a goddamn shrimp with big enough claws to hold a utensil and then maybe we can start a conversation, but shrimp too dumb to do anything with it after you give it a tool.

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                Wait till OP finds out they were homemade.

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                  The human is the mitochondria of the home.

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                  Thanks Ken

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                    Imagine living in a house without arms...

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                    Bears have the right to arms, so should we.

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                      I can make soup without using my arms 🤷‍♂️

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                        What's next, a crustacean preparing a classic Chinese dish?

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                        Crabs can ring goons?

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                          If a home doesn't have arms, how can i arm myself against home invader?

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                          Some houses have al arms, get one of those

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                            Thanks Ken

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                            That may be the highest compliment I have ever recieved on the internet.

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                              A home is way WAY more than just a house

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                                It's not a House-made soup, it's Home-made.

                                A House is a building. A Home is something more. It's a place where you find family.

                                Therefore, Homes are composite organisms, whose member organisms are capable of acting on behalf of the total.

                                It's therefore correct to say, that yes, a Home did make that soup.

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                                  It's not a House-made soup, it's Home-made.

                                  A House is a building. A Home is something more. It's a place where you find family.

                                  Therefore, Homes are composite organisms, whose member organisms are capable of acting on behalf of the total.

                                  It's therefore correct to say, that yes, a Home did make that soup.

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                                  Damn, I'm homeless.

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                                    Texas houses have arms

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                                      It's not a House-made soup, it's Home-made.

                                      A House is a building. A Home is something more. It's a place where you find family.

                                      Therefore, Homes are composite organisms, whose member organisms are capable of acting on behalf of the total.

                                      It's therefore correct to say, that yes, a Home did make that soup.

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                                      This is something to do with that Disney movie with all the singing and the donkeys, isn't it?

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