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Wake up fam, two new genders just dropped

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  • semi_hemi_demigod@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

    It’s probably for ADA compliance

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    Compliance with their wide asses!

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    • semi_hemi_demigod@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

      It’s probably for ADA compliance

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      If it were for ADA compliance, the “Umpires” door would need a Braille sign.

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        How do you become an umpire? Do you become one when you're bitten by another umpire?

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        • crazi_man@europe.pubC [email protected]

          I identify as electrical (pronouns: zip/zap).

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          I was actually raised by a single umpire and everyone just assumed I would turn out umpire too but I'm actually electrical

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            That 'Women' door be thicc tho

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              Same, literally 😅 its my job

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              Username checks out.

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                Decidedly identifying as electrical if that's an option.

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                • abfarid@startrek.websiteA [email protected]

                  What are they implying with that wide-ass door for women?

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                  ADA compliance most likely. If you look closely, everything on the Umpire door is also in Braille.

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                    welcome to the multiverse

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                    • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                      That 'Women' door be thicc tho

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                      Electricians and umpires don't require accessible doors.

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                      • spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                        Compliance with their wide asses!

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                        I like wide asses and I cannot lie

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                        • abfarid@startrek.websiteA [email protected]

                          What are they implying with that wide-ass door for women?

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                          Also the only one with a key pad!?

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                            Also the only one with a key pad!?

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                            I can't extract a yo momma joke from that though

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                              gasp there's a transformer in the electrical bathroom!

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                              • abfarid@startrek.websiteA [email protected]

                                I can't extract a yo momma joke from that though

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                                If yo mama has wheels, she needs wheelchair access toilets.

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                                • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                  That 'Women' door be thicc tho

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                                  Probably USA.

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                                    gasp there's a transformer in the electrical bathroom!

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                                    "My name is Optimus Prime..."

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                                      Are umpires electric?

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                                        How do you become an umpire? Do you become one when you're bitten by another umpire?

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                                        You get hit by a baseball. Then you're cursed with an overwhelming fear of getting hit by baseballs

                                        This compels you to get protective equipment and hide behind a guy (who's entire job is to catch the ball if it makes it past the batter)

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                                        • iapetus@slrpnk.netI [email protected]

                                          If yo mama has wheels, she needs wheelchair access toilets.

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                                          Nah, she would've been a bike.

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