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Wake up fam, two new genders just dropped

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  • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

    That 'Women' door be thicc tho

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    Electricians and umpires don't require accessible doors.

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    • spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

      Compliance with their wide asses!

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      I like wide asses and I cannot lie

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      • abfarid@startrek.websiteA [email protected]

        What are they implying with that wide-ass door for women?

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        Also the only one with a key pad!?

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          Also the only one with a key pad!?

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          I can't extract a yo momma joke from that though

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            gasp there's a transformer in the electrical bathroom!

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            • abfarid@startrek.websiteA [email protected]

              I can't extract a yo momma joke from that though

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              If yo mama has wheels, she needs wheelchair access toilets.

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              • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                That 'Women' door be thicc tho

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                Probably USA.

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                  gasp there's a transformer in the electrical bathroom!

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                  "My name is Optimus Prime..."

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                    Are umpires electric?

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                      How do you become an umpire? Do you become one when you're bitten by another umpire?

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                      You get hit by a baseball. Then you're cursed with an overwhelming fear of getting hit by baseballs

                      This compels you to get protective equipment and hide behind a guy (who's entire job is to catch the ball if it makes it past the batter)

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                      • iapetus@slrpnk.netI [email protected]

                        If yo mama has wheels, she needs wheelchair access toilets.

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                        Nah, she would've been a bike.

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                          • grrgyle@slrpnk.netG [email protected]

                            I was actually raised by a single umpire and everyone just assumed I would turn out umpire too but I'm actually electrical

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                            Nobody is born an umpire, you become an umpire if you get bitten by one but umpire parents always have electrical babies

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                            • abfarid@startrek.websiteA [email protected]

                              What are they implying with that wide-ass door for women?

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                              I thought this was America!

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                                The other guard lies on even days.

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