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Coincidentally, FFM peg is also something you can find on the hub

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  • C [email protected]

    FFmpeg doesn't deserve to be such a tiny block. Nothing else comes close to matching its stability and simplicity. There's a reason it's practically part of the foundation for all media software out there.

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    But ffmpeg is a small binary (compared to the others there) and still performs well

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      Another thing you can find on the hub

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      It took me a second to realize you didn't mean github.

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      • A [email protected]

        Seggs, unalive, grape

        I've also seen people use peach for porn. Why are advertisers such puritans?

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        Don't forget Ouide

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        • A [email protected]

          But ffmpeg is a small binary (compared to the others there) and still performs well

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          Well eh, the binary seems to be about 130MB while the ffmpeg source repository is only 80MB (and the version with separate .so files (all part of the project as far as I can see) is even larger)

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            This would have taken two minutes in Photoshop or even MSPaint.

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            Peak efficiency

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            • C [email protected]

              Wouldn't be surprised if YouTube and Netflix don't use FFmpeg. I am pretty sure they use custom built hardware encoders. Pretty sure Netflix has a lot of blog posts about building their own encoding methods

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              ffmpeg codec

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                It took me a second to realize you didn't mean github.

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                I didn't. But now that I see both answers work: I meant both

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                • B [email protected]

                  I take it you're not a big fan of censorship, so can you kindly tell me what the word is? (I've heard something fun happens if a .ml user writes "porn")

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                  Pornhub? I don't think .ml censors "porn" (I can see your comment just fine), just some slurs/offensive words afaik.

                  Edit: And I can see my own comment just fine.

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                  • C [email protected]

                    FFmpeg doesn't deserve to be such a tiny block. Nothing else comes close to matching its stability and simplicity. There's a reason it's practically part of the foundation for all media software out there.

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                    Absolutely - very powerful and capable, even just from the Linux command line.

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                    • R [email protected]

                      Wow, I'd love to Kyll myself on a hot, summer's day!

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                      You might even use that opportunity and go on a Kylling spree.

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                      • H [email protected]

                        Just don’t wank too much, or you are going to have health issues.

                        Pray tell, which health issues would those be?

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                        A sore dick.

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                          It's f*cked

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                          AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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                          • C [email protected]

                            FFmpeg doesn't deserve to be such a tiny block. Nothing else comes close to matching its stability and simplicity. There's a reason it's practically part of the foundation for all media software out there.

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                            Tiny block in the grand scheme of things.
                            This picture doesnt work if you replace the stick with the huge boulder.

                            Maybe if you visualize it as the foundation of a building.
                            Then it makes sense.

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                            • zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zoneZ [email protected]

                              ffmpeg codec

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                              Ffmpeg aint a codec dude.

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                              • C [email protected]

                                Wouldn't be surprised if YouTube and Netflix don't use FFmpeg. I am pretty sure they use custom built hardware encoders. Pretty sure Netflix has a lot of blog posts about building their own encoding methods

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                                They either do use it or a heavily modified fork to fit their usecase.

                                But I am pretty certain I read about their usage on it.

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                                  Don't forget Ouide

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                                  Guess I did. What’s that?

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                                    Whatever happened to prawns?

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                                    Maybe they finally got rid of those fookin' prawns all out of district 9!

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                                      Guess I did. What’s that?

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                                      It's a content filter evasion for "weed". Trips me up every time one of my online friends uses it, I go "IUD? No that doesn't make sense. Ood from Doctor Who? Nah. Some kinda French thing? Oh yeah it's weed"

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                                        It's a content filter evasion for "weed". Trips me up every time one of my online friends uses it, I go "IUD? No that doesn't make sense. Ood from Doctor Who? Nah. Some kinda French thing? Oh yeah it's weed"

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                                        Weed was my first guess ,but I know Americans can’t pronounce written French for shit so I knew I was wrong lol. Thank you.

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                                        • icastfist@programming.devI [email protected]

                                          I think he was answering the question "how good does a video player need to be?", because many of those points don't apply to pornhub, which also goes more into the site behind it than the player proper

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                                          For what it's worth, PH is better than YT in most regards now, I feel.

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