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      The older i get, the more true this is

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        The older i get, the more true this is

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        on the other side, it becomes easier to say fuck off with age

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          It’s like when they haven’t seen you in years and now try to steal your new dog hunting spear

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            Hey, someone I haven't spoken to in years is messaging me...oh

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              Wait, is that Laina Morris? (“Overly-attached girlfriend” meme from years ago)

              If so, I love the implied solution of upping the ante with an even worse pyramid scheme.

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                It's not a pyramid, it's an inverted Delta. And that puts you right at the top.

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                  I play a game of "how long until they try to sell me shit" when one of them messages me. Its funny because they get better at tip toeing around all of it for weeks then they stop talking to me completely.

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                    It's not a pyramid, it's an inverted Delta. And that puts you right at the top.

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                    we are in a dimaryp!!!

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                      Thinking about that time I posted online that it was my last day of college classes so I could only get dumber from there on out, and someone I hadn’t talked to since high school wrote a reply in agreement and my response to them was “It’s like what Smash Mouth said: ‘Your brain gets smart, but your head gets dumb’”

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                          Recently looked up an old friend from my school days. He's all over FB singing about his love of meth and online poker.

                          I decided to not reconnect after all.

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                            It's either that or investment/disability insurance

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                              Only ever had one of these, but I wasn't popular in school, and the vibe of person I have hung out since then are too anticapitalist for the most part.

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                                Someone did this to me. When I was looking for job, an old best friend contacted me. Thinking it was to catch up, we did video chat and tried to recruit me into his scheme. That explains why not one from my class--except for one actually-- is friends with him on Facebook. It took me a while to admit to myself it felt like a betrayal and unfriended him on Facebook.

                                With all that said, I feel lucky that I have not stayed in my home country. If I have, I probably would have been sucked in to multilevel marketing. I am lucky that I moved to Europe where there is strong social safety net so I did not feel desperate to do what the guy was doing.

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                                  What is he actually holding?

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                                    What is he actually holding?

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                                    Good eye, it's actually a cube.

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                                      The business...

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                                        Recently looked up an old friend from my school days. He's all over FB singing about his love of meth and online poker.

                                        I decided to not reconnect after all.

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                                        That would be a perfect cover story if he's like a super spy, or something.

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                                          Trumpism is the pyramid scheme in my friend's case

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