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  • H [email protected]

    I don't know where I saw it, and I can't seem to find it again, but I remember one video where a girl uses Cavill as an example of what SOME women find attractive. He's good-looking, yes, but what really got her was how he can talk about his interests with such passion. I'm obviously paraphrasing.

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    As someone with crippling ADHD, if impassioned talking about my interests is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

    Problem is, the same girl who finds it attractive will find it annoying in a week or two, and all of a sudden that thing she liked makes me a jerk.

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      Damn - that's deep.

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      It’s not. It’s super basic.

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        I thought you were supposed to sit there and blush every time they look at you (but avoid eye contact) and then (redacted) and you're married

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        You must have asked a woman, ime that's the "big hint" that I'm the idiot for missing. No if you're a dude you have to pursue them but also not do that at all.

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          Sooooo..... we're doing incel shit posting now?

          This sort of black pill doomerism seriously destroys your mental health. You don't have to be a Chad to find a girlfriend friends, but thinking your not "conventionally attractive" enough to date is a self fulfilling prophecy.

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            What if she says yes? She will think I'm some nerd who plays Warhammer. I'll just embarrass myself by knowing nothing about Warhammer.

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            "awesome, I've always wanted to get into it but none of my friends wanted to. would you mind introducing me to the game sometime?"

            just have a couple thousand dollars ready in case she says yes again.

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            • E [email protected]

              Tell the neckbeard that "M'Lady" is pronounced "Malady." It's hilarious, especially if it's in front of the woman he was harassing.

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              Any woman who speaks to me must have a malady

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                Well, turns out I'm not gay afterall, because he does nothing for me.

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                Yeah he's handsome, but have you seen Mads Mikkelsen? Uggghhhhhh 🤤

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                  You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

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                  Wayne Gretzky

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                  • merc@sh.itjust.worksM [email protected]

                    Note that he says: "just ask her out".

                    Don't try to find out anything more about her. Don't try to see if maybe she might be interested. Don't do anything other than ask her out.

                    Now, sure, it's going to be hard to get someone to go out with you unless at some point you ask them out. But, if you follow his advice you're probably going to face a lot more rejection before you get a yes... unless you look like him.

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                    The thing is: If you ask her out (in real life, not through some shitty app) and you are not super creepy or awkward about it you already have an advantage above 90% of the dudes who write weird messages to her... it's the date when you find out more about her

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                      So I recently found out my ex wife had a type. A type she desperately wanted me to fit into. A type that she would make me go to clothing stores for specific shirts that look good on pretty much no one but Henry Cavill.

                      I did not look like Henry Cavill. Turns out around the time we divorce she goes through this phase swooning over Henry Cavill. Then she cheats on me with a dude I don't know the name of (except I've unfortunately seen his dick) and low and behold he has this kind Henry Cavill build.

                      Fast forward several years to now. I lost about 100lbs. Started lifting. Getting swole cause it was fun now that my body was smaller. Ate more protein, added creatine. Drink lots of water. I need different shirts. I dig out some old shirts, the only ones that sort of fit well are the ones she got at clothing stores that look good on pretty much no one but Henry Cavill. Turns out they still don't look good on me, not because I'm not Henry Cavill, but I'm not a fuckboy.

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                      Creatine doesn't actually help build muscles by itself it just gives you more energy and the long term effects are unknown other than developing a dependency so idk maybe just stick to the literal overdose of caffeine in more traditional pre-workouts.

                      Or don't, it's probably fine. I'm sure the dudes sticking $10k in tren a week into their bodies to sell you the damn stuff wouldn't lie.

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                        Well, turns out I'm not gay afterall, because he does nothing for me.

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                        Jesus this guy is picky

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                          Only if you’re cool with psychic brainwashing and a pseudo hive mind.

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                          According to the Imperium.

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                            According to the Imperium.

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                            • inb4_foundthevegan@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                              Sooooo..... we're doing incel shit posting now?

                              This sort of black pill doomerism seriously destroys your mental health. You don't have to be a Chad to find a girlfriend friends, but thinking your not "conventionally attractive" enough to date is a self fulfilling prophecy.

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                              You're boring.

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                                ..yes? That's what you have to do. Maybe she says no. Maybe she says yes. Doing nothing definitely won't get you anywhere.

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                                If she says no it doesn't come without consequences. You can't talk to her anymore without it being awkward, and if she's part of a larger friend group you're in the embarrassment is even worse.

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                                • eyedust@lemmy.dbzer0.comE [email protected]

                                  I mean, it is tempting to buy a replica Amulet of Mara and go to bars with it proudly on. Anyone that understood the meaning would prossibly be within compatibility range.

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                                  I mentioned it because I've personally chatted up someone wearing one before, so it does totally work at certain nerdy conventions, as does carrying a Horga'hn.

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                                    The problem isn't the asking, its the always having them say yes.

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                                    Why would you need a 100% success rate? Meanwhile, not asking has something like a greater than 90% failure rate in the current western dating paradigm.

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                                      i mean people tend to like confidence, also you get to stop wallowing in ignorance. conventionally attractive or not, either they say yes or no and then you get to move forward from there. going from not knowing to knowing, that is a positive.

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                                        If she says no it doesn't come without consequences. You can't talk to her anymore without it being awkward, and if she's part of a larger friend group you're in the embarrassment is even worse.

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                                        You're overthinking it. I know because I do the same. But realistically most women are quite relieved when you can take a kind "no" in stride because the bar is so low in this regard.

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                                        • inb4_foundthevegan@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                                          Sooooo..... we're doing incel shit posting now?

                                          This sort of black pill doomerism seriously destroys your mental health. You don't have to be a Chad to find a girlfriend friends, but thinking your not "conventionally attractive" enough to date is a self fulfilling prophecy.

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                                          I just thought it was funny personally.

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