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    I should get Henry Cavill in me

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    Have you tried just asking him out?

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      Have you tried just asking him out?

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      Thanks bro

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        Just gotta follow rules 1 & 2

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          What other tactic is there to get a date? Being told no doesn’t mean it’s a bad strategy, it just means that person isn’t interested in dating you, at which point you move on and ask the next person you feel attracted enough to want to date and if they are interested then they’ll say yes and if not they’ll say no and you move on and repeat. Nobody owes you a yes, regardless of who you are, and I guarantee you Cavill has been turned down before.

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          I'm no expert, but of course there are other tactics.

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            Ok so yes looking like Henry Cavill helps but how do you expect to go on a date with someone you like without asking them out? An amulet of Mara?

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            • I [email protected]

              I'm no expert, but of course there are other tactics.

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              I think it's frowned upon to club someone caveman style

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                ..yes? That's what you have to do. Maybe she says no. Maybe she says yes. Doing nothing definitely won't get you anywhere.

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                Why doesn't she have to ask me out? That doesn't seem very equitable.

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                  Ok so yes looking like Henry Cavill helps but how do you expect to go on a date with someone you like without asking them out? An amulet of Mara?

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                  I thought you were supposed to sit there and blush every time they look at you (but avoid eye contact) and then (redacted) and you're married

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                  • I [email protected]

                    I'm no expert, but of course there are other tactics.

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                    Not ethically, and I wouldn’t qualify the results as a date.

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                      So I recently found out my ex wife had a type. A type she desperately wanted me to fit into. A type that she would make me go to clothing stores for specific shirts that look good on pretty much no one but Henry Cavill.

                      I did not look like Henry Cavill. Turns out around the time we divorce she goes through this phase swooning over Henry Cavill. Then she cheats on me with a dude I don't know the name of (except I've unfortunately seen his dick) and low and behold he has this kind Henry Cavill build.

                      Fast forward several years to now. I lost about 100lbs. Started lifting. Getting swole cause it was fun now that my body was smaller. Ate more protein, added creatine. Drink lots of water. I need different shirts. I dig out some old shirts, the only ones that sort of fit well are the ones she got at clothing stores that look good on pretty much no one but Henry Cavill. Turns out they still don't look good on me, not because I'm not Henry Cavill, but I'm not a fuckboy.

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                        Ok so yes looking like Henry Cavill helps but how do you expect to go on a date with someone you like without asking them out? An amulet of Mara?

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                        The problem isn't the asking, its the always having them say yes.

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                          Send me her number. Because she clearly knows Tau are the only good guys in Warhammer.

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                            Not ethically, and I wouldn’t qualify the results as a date.

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                            Lol. I'm not a fan of online dating but I wouldn't call it unethical.

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                              Lol. I'm not a fan of online dating but I wouldn't call it unethical.

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                              That’s still just asking someone out.

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                                I was about to ask who cares what some random dude says, but judging by the comments I'm the only one who isn't familiar with him.

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                                • A [email protected]

                                  32-19. Still gross.

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                                  Like dating a child. It is gross.

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                                  • N [email protected]

                                    That’s still just asking someone out.

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                                    What? No it's not. Trust me that's not what Henry is talking about. That's an algorithm that matches people in an environment where there is much less chance of rejection or ruined friendships. It's not at all the same.
                                    Neither is flirting / suggestions and allowing the other person to ask you when and if they feel ready. Neither is using a matchmaker.

                                    There are so many ways to meet people without going up and just asking them to date you. That works well for a subset of very attractive people but can severely isolate a lot of people.

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                                      Why doesn't she have to ask me out? That doesn't seem very equitable.

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                                      She could ask you out. But if you just wait you're giving up your initiative. Use your agency.

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                                      • I [email protected]

                                        What? No it's not. Trust me that's not what Henry is talking about. That's an algorithm that matches people in an environment where there is much less chance of rejection or ruined friendships. It's not at all the same.
                                        Neither is flirting / suggestions and allowing the other person to ask you when and if they feel ready. Neither is using a matchmaker.

                                        There are so many ways to meet people without going up and just asking them to date you. That works well for a subset of very attractive people but can severely isolate a lot of people.

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                                        Online dating still ends up with the requirement of asking or being asked the question “so, you want to go out sometime?” in order to get a date. Nobody in an online dating app is any more or less obligated to say yes or no than they would be in person.

                                        Edit: and a matchmaker is just having someone else ask for you.

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                                          Send me her number. Because she clearly knows Tau are the only good guys in Warhammer.

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                                          Only if you’re cool with psychic brainwashing and a pseudo hive mind.

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