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OpenAI supremo Sam Altman says he 'doesn't know how' he would have taken care of his baby without the help of ChatGPT

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  • R [email protected]

    What would be Darwin‘s response?

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    He'd fuck off to the Galapagos and hide from all the idiots.

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    • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

      oh dude, my brother and sister in law have this story they like to tell about me where they abandoned their three year old child at a park because they expected me to be there. they never contacted me about watching or caring for their kid, i just busked there every other thursday. i had a doctor's appointment so i wasn't there. the way they tell it, i'm the villain (their neighbor found their child wandering around the park and brought them home. apparently i'm at fault for being 30 miles away the entire time) but, uh, they really like the story.

      my brother does not know why his circle of friends keeps shrinking.

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      Your brother and sister in law sound like they were made for each other, both insane.

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      • tonytins@pawb.socialT [email protected]
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        Ok, guys, at least Mr Sam is wannabe Steve Jobs and not wannabe a Hitler's orange hair twin

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        • tonytins@pawb.socialT [email protected]
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          naw - he jus said thad the chatgpt has helpd him do stff.... or like - u kno - answr the "is dis norml" kindsa questions.

          so lik - yea... id also use the intrnt n the llm for dis. yea-

          i watchd the interview btw - im nt jus hallucinatin bs.,.,

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          • smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zoneS [email protected]

            naw - he jus said thad the chatgpt has helpd him do stff.... or like - u kno - answr the "is dis norml" kindsa questions.

            so lik - yea... id also use the intrnt n the llm for dis. yea-

            i watchd the interview btw - im nt jus hallucinatin bs.,.,

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            are you ok

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            • tonytins@pawb.socialT [email protected]
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              This guy's kid is going to be so fucked up

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              • F [email protected]

                Is he admitting ignorance to something that literally tens of billions of people have done, including people who can't read and never knew what a computer was, or even how to make fire? This is the guy who we should trust with making an "artificial intelligence"?

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                To be fair, programmers don't make great dads, it's rather hard to program your kid

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                  are you ok

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                  i like - rlli need to mek thad post which i cn link to whenevr peeps lik u show up...

                  ur not bad!!!! ur not evil !!! (i think) bt lik - yeaaaaaa - ,,,,........ no. no im nt havin a stroke, in case you meant it litrlli.

                  here.

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                  • tonytins@pawb.socialT [email protected]
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                    Jesus crist, this guy is lucky he even has a child, unless he used ChatGPT for that too 😄

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                    • c1pher@lemmy.worldC [email protected]

                      Jesus crist, this guy is lucky he even has a child, unless he used ChatGPT for that too 😄

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                      Altman: "How does one have a baby?"

                      ChatGPT: "You see, when a mommy and daddy love each other..."

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                        Come on lol, that’s obviously hyperbolic

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                          Put that child in a foster home before he abuses it even more.

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                          • E [email protected]

                            Come on lol, that’s obviously hyperbolic

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                            Why is this a "come on lol". In what world is what Sam Altman doing responsible?

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                            • R [email protected]

                              To be fair, programmers don't make great dads, it's rather hard to program your kid

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                              Dr Skinner enters the chat

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                                Why would you admit you're a complete moron like that?

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                                  "Those first few weeks it was constantly," he says of his tendency to consult ChatGPT on childcare.

                                  Dude, I wouldn't trust ChatGPT for plant care 😂

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                                    I can't think of a single thing I would trust chat gpt with, especially when it come to my kids.

                                    I'm trying to rationalize what you could even ask it that's not a single Google search away with a forum or blog post written by (hopefully) human fucking beans who have gone through the same thing you're experiencing and figured it out.

                                    For every parenting question you have there's 100 different answers, at least 20 of them are reasonable, pick one of those 20 and figure it out.

                                    While writing this I tried something. Chat gpt told me a 4 month old needs around 14 ounces of milk in a day if their breast feeding. Which is about half the actual number. I think the recommendation is ~25 /day, my kid drinks ~30. If I gave him 14 a day I think he'd learn how to walk just to kill me.

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                                      I can't think of a single thing I would trust chat gpt with, especially when it come to my kids.

                                      I'm trying to rationalize what you could even ask it that's not a single Google search away with a forum or blog post written by (hopefully) human fucking beans who have gone through the same thing you're experiencing and figured it out.

                                      For every parenting question you have there's 100 different answers, at least 20 of them are reasonable, pick one of those 20 and figure it out.

                                      While writing this I tried something. Chat gpt told me a 4 month old needs around 14 ounces of milk in a day if their breast feeding. Which is about half the actual number. I think the recommendation is ~25 /day, my kid drinks ~30. If I gave him 14 a day I think he'd learn how to walk just to kill me.

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                                      Hmmm...

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                                      • K [email protected]

                                        Why would you admit you're a complete moron like that?

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                                        I would do it if it got me a million dollars

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                                          Wtf is a supremo actually don't tell me I never wanna use it again

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