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OpenAI supremo Sam Altman says he 'doesn't know how' he would have taken care of his baby without the help of ChatGPT

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    Jesus crist, this guy is lucky he even has a child, unless he used ChatGPT for that too 😄

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      Jesus crist, this guy is lucky he even has a child, unless he used ChatGPT for that too 😄

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      Altman: "How does one have a baby?"

      ChatGPT: "You see, when a mommy and daddy love each other..."

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        Come on lol, that’s obviously hyperbolic

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          Put that child in a foster home before he abuses it even more.

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            Come on lol, that’s obviously hyperbolic

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            Why is this a "come on lol". In what world is what Sam Altman doing responsible?

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              To be fair, programmers don't make great dads, it's rather hard to program your kid

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              Dr Skinner enters the chat

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                Why would you admit you're a complete moron like that?

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                  "Those first few weeks it was constantly," he says of his tendency to consult ChatGPT on childcare.

                  Dude, I wouldn't trust ChatGPT for plant care 😂

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                    I can't think of a single thing I would trust chat gpt with, especially when it come to my kids.

                    I'm trying to rationalize what you could even ask it that's not a single Google search away with a forum or blog post written by (hopefully) human fucking beans who have gone through the same thing you're experiencing and figured it out.

                    For every parenting question you have there's 100 different answers, at least 20 of them are reasonable, pick one of those 20 and figure it out.

                    While writing this I tried something. Chat gpt told me a 4 month old needs around 14 ounces of milk in a day if their breast feeding. Which is about half the actual number. I think the recommendation is ~25 /day, my kid drinks ~30. If I gave him 14 a day I think he'd learn how to walk just to kill me.

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                      I can't think of a single thing I would trust chat gpt with, especially when it come to my kids.

                      I'm trying to rationalize what you could even ask it that's not a single Google search away with a forum or blog post written by (hopefully) human fucking beans who have gone through the same thing you're experiencing and figured it out.

                      For every parenting question you have there's 100 different answers, at least 20 of them are reasonable, pick one of those 20 and figure it out.

                      While writing this I tried something. Chat gpt told me a 4 month old needs around 14 ounces of milk in a day if their breast feeding. Which is about half the actual number. I think the recommendation is ~25 /day, my kid drinks ~30. If I gave him 14 a day I think he'd learn how to walk just to kill me.

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                      Hmmm...

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                        Why would you admit you're a complete moron like that?

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                        I would do it if it got me a million dollars

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                          Wtf is a supremo actually don't tell me I never wanna use it again

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                            asdf

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                            • v_krishna@lemmy.mlV [email protected]

                              Hmmm...

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                              All that really says is its inconsistent

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                                wow, getting desperate with the marketing over there.

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                                  Why would you admit you're a complete moron like that?

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                                  Because other complete morons will now buy the product?

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                                    So he fired the Nanny in favor if chat GPT?

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                                    • tonytins@pawb.socialT [email protected]

                                      ChatGPT has historically been proven wrong time and time again. Reason has already been applied.

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                                      If you don't know how to use it.

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                                        It is difficult to maintain polite discourse and validate people's feelings of discomfort. Thank you.

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                                        Thank you! 🤍

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                                          Reacting emotionally to serial liars seems fair to me. Sam Altman can fuck off

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                                          Yeah his emotional intelligence is off, but his IQ is fine and ethics are okay. I will contact him to try and help.

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