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  • t0fr@lemmy.caT [email protected]

    Dude on the left is still muscular.
    And looks significantly in better shape that Adam Sandler.
    There truly is dad bod inflation

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    i’m someone who grew up fat/ morbidlyobese and is now 160 lbs at 6’0” height, this is real af and talking about weight with anyone now pisses me tf off usually.

    people are fat as shit now and it’s entirely normalized. you can’t even say being fat is bad for you without someone asserting that it’s possible to be both overweight and healthy at the same time. it’s not. being overweight at all, let alone fucking obese or morbidly obese, is literally up there with smoking and drinking on the shaving years off your life scale. no one should be made fun of for their body but portions of the fat acceptance movement went too far deluding people into risking their health, and corporate america has been feeding us all literal high calorie slop that is as addicting as fucking drugs.

    virtually everyone is at least somewhat overweight now in america, most people are obese, with the rest of the west trending towards the same fate. it’s a gigantic fucking public health crisis. i’ll talk about how i need to lose 10-20 lbs and people will say “tHaT wOuLd mAkE yOu lOoK sIcKlY ThO!?!”… 1. who the fuck cares? it’s my body and idk why vanity is such a big factor for people, anyway. idgaf if being a normal weight for my height would make me look “sickly” in a country like this 2. and it really fucking wouldn’t! i don’t have an eating disorder or anything, and i’m smart enough to objectively measure and maintain my own body. i could stand to lose a few pounds of fat and go to the gym!

    i’m sitting here having to have been made fun of my whole childhood for being fat and now ive grown up into bizarro world where everyone is overweight and i’m the weird one again for trying to maintain my body. fuck you guys. my kungfu is better than yours. lmao jk but being fat as a kid is seriously traumatic. not wanting to take your shirt off at pools really sucks and is a part of it but there’s worse stuff. i still don’t really like my body bc i probably will need to have loose skin removal surgery over my torso to look normal. not sure, will try bulking up a bit first but have never been a gymbro or anything like that. maybe it’ll turn out okay.

    thanks for coming to the local trauma dump haveawonderfulnightcomeagain.

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    • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

      "Well, I don't like men with too many muscles."

      "I didn't make him for you!"

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      Janet changed her mind real quick when Brad wasn't there.

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        Janet changed her mind real quick when Brad wasn't there.

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        Ah yes, from the documentary film Rocky Horror Picture Show.

        Actually that movie wasn't entirely wrong, the palest people there were a brother/sister incest couple, so they got that right.

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        • abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zoneA [email protected]

          In my experience, the people who really like large muscular men are other men.

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          You're goddamn right we do.

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            Have you looked at Woody Allen flicks? And its chicks?

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              Have you looked at Woody Allen flicks? And its chicks?

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              To be fair he was often involved with the leads along with a long string of 16 and 17 yr olds.

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                Also every Ben Stiller romcom (and most his other movies too). Dude’s got a hangup on cute blondes, we get it already.

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                  Also every Ben Stiller romcom (and most his other movies too). Dude’s got a hangup on cute blondes, we get it already.

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                  Aren't half those cute blondes his actual wife?

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                    Aren't half those cute blondes his actual wife?

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                    Were, I think.

                    And for Sandler it's pretty much just Drew Barrymore, again. Three is a lot.

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                      Is it really that difficult to find a picture of peach that AI has to be used to make this meme?

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                      Right?
                      If they wanted a Peach that was drawn smoking hot, they could go to any image board and there would be thousands.
                      Instead they used... That thing that looks weird instead of cute or sexy.

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                      • ofiuco@piefed.caO [email protected]

                        Right?
                        If they wanted a Peach that was drawn smoking hot, they could go to any image board and there would be thousands.
                        Instead they used... That thing that looks weird instead of cute or sexy.

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                        Harder for nintendo to sue you though, so probably a safer bet to use AI. If Nintendo goes after the AI and gets it shut down we all win anyway

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                        • somethingburger@jlai.luS [email protected]

                          He would look approximately 46.2% better if he didn't dress like this.

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                          He's pregnant, cut him some slack.

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                            Also every Ben Stiller romcom (and most his other movies too). Dude’s got a hangup on cute blondes, we get it already.

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                            Also every Ben Stiller romcom

                            Ben Stiller is a grade A certified piece of ass and I'd break off a piece in a heartbeat.

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                            • abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zoneA [email protected]

                              Men: "Pfft Women wouldn't date Adam Sandler, they only date muscle bound chads!"

                              Women:

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                              He looks like a schmuck in both pictures.

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                              • ofiuco@piefed.caO [email protected]

                                Right?
                                If they wanted a Peach that was drawn smoking hot, they could go to any image board and there would be thousands.
                                Instead they used... That thing that looks weird instead of cute or sexy.

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                                Or just post cosplay.

                                I'd struggle to name a more cosplayed pair of characters in the genre.

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                                  His movies are just group trips to nice places with his friends and they all get paid. The great friend part seems to check out if you ask me.

                                  Basically none of them are amazing movies but everyone gets paid. Sometimes for going to a tropical resort.

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                                  Basically none of them are amazing movies but everyone gets paid.

                                  Sandler turned out a number of genuine hits. Uncut Gems was a serious work of art. Happy Gilmore was a fun modern take on Caddyshack. 50 First Dates was as legit a RomCom as has ever been produced.

                                  But he's also turned out so much slop that it can be easy to lose the wheat amid the chaffe.

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                                    Dude dresses like a child. I've seen this look often on American adults, it is interesting

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                                      Billy Madison is trash. Happy Gilmore is amazing. I've already made my grave on this hill and added barricades.

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                                      The quality of the film degrades with the need to include fart jokes. Like, one or two is cheeky. But it falls off rapidly.

                                      Little Nicky was near the bottom of the barrel

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                                        i’m someone who grew up fat/ morbidlyobese and is now 160 lbs at 6’0” height, this is real af and talking about weight with anyone now pisses me tf off usually.

                                        people are fat as shit now and it’s entirely normalized. you can’t even say being fat is bad for you without someone asserting that it’s possible to be both overweight and healthy at the same time. it’s not. being overweight at all, let alone fucking obese or morbidly obese, is literally up there with smoking and drinking on the shaving years off your life scale. no one should be made fun of for their body but portions of the fat acceptance movement went too far deluding people into risking their health, and corporate america has been feeding us all literal high calorie slop that is as addicting as fucking drugs.

                                        virtually everyone is at least somewhat overweight now in america, most people are obese, with the rest of the west trending towards the same fate. it’s a gigantic fucking public health crisis. i’ll talk about how i need to lose 10-20 lbs and people will say “tHaT wOuLd mAkE yOu lOoK sIcKlY ThO!?!”… 1. who the fuck cares? it’s my body and idk why vanity is such a big factor for people, anyway. idgaf if being a normal weight for my height would make me look “sickly” in a country like this 2. and it really fucking wouldn’t! i don’t have an eating disorder or anything, and i’m smart enough to objectively measure and maintain my own body. i could stand to lose a few pounds of fat and go to the gym!

                                        i’m sitting here having to have been made fun of my whole childhood for being fat and now ive grown up into bizarro world where everyone is overweight and i’m the weird one again for trying to maintain my body. fuck you guys. my kungfu is better than yours. lmao jk but being fat as a kid is seriously traumatic. not wanting to take your shirt off at pools really sucks and is a part of it but there’s worse stuff. i still don’t really like my body bc i probably will need to have loose skin removal surgery over my torso to look normal. not sure, will try bulking up a bit first but have never been a gymbro or anything like that. maybe it’ll turn out okay.

                                        thanks for coming to the local trauma dump haveawonderfulnightcomeagain.

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                                        I hear you. I was always a skinny kid, but I went through some bad, traumatic shit in my early twenties and ballooned up - from 105 to 177 as a 5'0" woman. Being obese sucked and I've worked super hard to get the weight off and keep it off. But in the meantime the HAES / fat acceptance thing took off and now I feel like I'm living in bizarro world. I hated being obese for so many reasons and can't imagine how people can convince themselves that it's okay to just remain like that. I mean, to each their own, but they're setting themselves up for disease and disability. I think it's really sad.

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                                          To be fair he was often involved with the leads along with a long string of 16 and 17 yr olds.

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                                          Totally not on the list

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