It's a whole genre!
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I heard people theorize that Sandler has to be an amazing guy and great friend and all the good actors star in his shit movies as a personal favor. I also heard somewhere that at when they finish shooting for the day a boombox automatically appears on the set and it turns into a party.
His movies are just group trips to nice places with his friends and they all get paid. The great friend part seems to check out if you ask me.
Basically none of them are amazing movies but everyone gets paid. Sometimes for going to a tropical resort.
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Literally every movie after Billy Madison is a carbon copy that doesn't live up to the insane purity of Billy Madison.
In this three hour lecture, I will show
wrote last edited by [email protected]i would add Happy Gilmore (which came right after Billy Madison) and my wife insists Wedding Singer are added to the cannon before we fire it. otherwise we're with you, grapeshot loaded tally ho
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Men: "Pfft Women wouldn't date Adam Sandler, they only date muscle bound chads!"
Women:
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Men: "Pfft Women wouldn't date Adam Sandler, they only date muscle bound chads!"
Women:
But, see, the problem is... The problem is that... That uh... The problem is that women don't know what they like!!!
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Is it really that difficult to find a picture of peach that AI has to be used to make this meme?
It's also really bad even for AI.
Not only would it have been really, really easy to find a non-AI image, it would have been similarly easy to get better results from image gen. It's like they went out of their way to find the worst slop possible.
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But, see, the problem is... The problem is that... That uh... The problem is that women don't know what they like!!!
In my experience, the people who really like large muscular men are other men.
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Men: "Pfft Women wouldn't date Adam Sandler, they only date muscle bound chads!"
Women:
Dude on the left is still muscular.
And looks significantly in better shape that Adam Sandler.
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i would add Happy Gilmore (which came right after Billy Madison) and my wife insists Wedding Singer are added to the cannon before we fire it. otherwise we're with you, grapeshot loaded tally ho
Billy Madison is trash. Happy Gilmore is amazing. I've already made my grave on this hill and added barricades.
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In my experience, the people who really like large muscular men are other men.
Yea, just look at the visual differences between Yaoi and Bara
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Men: "Pfft Women wouldn't date Adam Sandler, they only date muscle bound chads!"
Women:
"Well, I don't like men with too many muscles."
"I didn't make him for you!"
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Dude on the left is still muscular.
And looks significantly in better shape that Adam Sandler.
There truly is dad bod inflationiām someone who grew up fat/ morbidlyobese and is now 160 lbs at 6ā0ā height, this is real af and talking about weight with anyone now pisses me tf off usually.
people are fat as shit now and itās entirely normalized. you canāt even say being fat is bad for you without someone asserting that itās possible to be both overweight and healthy at the same time. itās not. being overweight at all, let alone fucking obese or morbidly obese, is literally up there with smoking and drinking on the shaving years off your life scale. no one should be made fun of for their body but portions of the fat acceptance movement went too far deluding people into risking their health, and corporate america has been feeding us all literal high calorie slop that is as addicting as fucking drugs.
virtually everyone is at least somewhat overweight now in america, most people are obese, with the rest of the west trending towards the same fate. itās a gigantic fucking public health crisis. iāll talk about how i need to lose 10-20 lbs and people will say ātHaT wOuLd mAkE yOu lOoK sIcKlY ThO!?!āā¦ 1. who the fuck cares? itās my body and idk why vanity is such a big factor for people, anyway. idgaf if being a normal weight for my height would make me look āsicklyā in a country like this 2. and it really fucking wouldnāt! i donāt have an eating disorder or anything, and iām smart enough to objectively measure and maintain my own body. i could stand to lose a few pounds of fat and go to the gym!
iām sitting here having to have been made fun of my whole childhood for being fat and now ive grown up into bizarro world where everyone is overweight and iām the weird one again for trying to maintain my body. fuck you guys. my kungfu is better than yours. lmao jk but being fat as a kid is seriously traumatic. not wanting to take your shirt off at pools really sucks and is a part of it but thereās worse stuff. i still donāt really like my body bc i probably will need to have loose skin removal surgery over my torso to look normal. not sure, will try bulking up a bit first but have never been a gymbro or anything like that. maybe itāll turn out okay.
thanks for coming to the local trauma dump haveawonderfulnightcomeagain.
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"Well, I don't like men with too many muscles."
"I didn't make him for you!"
Janet changed her mind real quick when Brad wasn't there.
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Janet changed her mind real quick when Brad wasn't there.
Ah yes, from the documentary film Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Actually that movie wasn't entirely wrong, the palest people there were a brother/sister incest couple, so they got that right.
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In my experience, the people who really like large muscular men are other men.
You're goddamn right we do.
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Have you looked at Woody Allen flicks? And its chicks?
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Have you looked at Woody Allen flicks? And its chicks?
To be fair he was often involved with the leads along with a long string of 16 and 17 yr olds.
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Also every Ben Stiller romcom (and most his other movies too). Dudeās got a hangup on cute blondes, we get it already.
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Also every Ben Stiller romcom (and most his other movies too). Dudeās got a hangup on cute blondes, we get it already.
Aren't half those cute blondes his actual wife?
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Aren't half those cute blondes his actual wife?
Were, I think.
And for Sandler it's pretty much just Drew Barrymore, again. Three is a lot.
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Is it really that difficult to find a picture of peach that AI has to be used to make this meme?
Right?
If they wanted a Peach that was drawn smoking hot, they could go to any image board and there would be thousands.
Instead they used... That thing that looks weird instead of cute or sexy.
