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  • G [email protected]

    Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."

    Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.

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    #107

    Is Zohran's wife way cooler than we thought? It looks like it has the girls from those cool clubs in movies that I have yet to find in real life.

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    • T [email protected]

      If the Republicans would not project their own sexual fantasies everywhere...

      remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR This user is from outside of this forum
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      Right? My first thought is that there’d be a long line of repressed Republican WASPs, officials and regular people, lined up for this place.

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        Latex is vegan though

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        TIL natural latex exists, until now I just assumed it was all synthetic. Also, apparently opium is technically latex?

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        • G [email protected]

          Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."

          Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.

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          Just to be clear, this person is saying that this is what socialism looks like, as opposed to capitalism?

          Socialism, in this view, is an elite few who hold the whip controlling and benefiting from the labours of the many?

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            LLMs or Republicans. There is not much difference in IQ.

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            #111

            That's what happens if people follow bot accounts for too long believing they are real.

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              Just to be clear, this person is saying that this is what socialism looks like, as opposed to capitalism?

              Socialism, in this view, is an elite few who hold the whip controlling and benefiting from the labours of the many?

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              #112

              That's kind of their whole deal, projection, so yes

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              • remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                Right? My first thought is that there’d be a long line of repressed Republican WASPs, officials and regular people, lined up for this place.

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                Have me labor under brown women in booty shorts and airforce ones, and I'm sold.

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                • T [email protected]

                  If the Republicans would not project their own sexual fantasies everywhere...

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                  #114

                  Republicans: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C51ja-YG27o

                  (Sadly, I couldn't find it on Peertube or similar)

                  (Saving you a click, it is part of the parodied Brolly movie (by TFS) about Dah-Di and a Shamoshan slave asking Dah-Di to hit him (or her) harder)

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                  • G [email protected]

                    Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."

                    Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.

                    wabafee@lemmy.worldW This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #115

                    That's 🔥

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                    • G [email protected]

                      Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."

                      Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.

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                      I don't want this future!

                      ...I want her to keep me on a leash instead. It's- it's totally different!

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                      • G [email protected]

                        Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."

                        Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.

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                        • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

                          Meanwhile, FEMA emergency disaster shelter funds are currently being redirected (by noted puppy executioner Kristi 'ICE Barbie' Noem) toward building the 'Alligator Alcatraz' concentration camp by the Trump regime.

                          Nope, not making that up.

                          https://newrepublic.com/post/197148/dhs-kristi-noem-plans-fema-immigration-prisons-alligator-alcatraz

                          They are literally building a concentration camp in the middle of a swamp, with a literal alligator infested moat, reasoning that the alligators will eat anyone who tries to escape.

                          They're doing this with the money that is supposed to go toward flood and hurricane shelters.

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                          Noem is the one who shot a pupoy, just to be clear.

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                          • socsa@piefed.socialS [email protected]

                            Does my dommy mommy have to be tall and blonde all the time, or can there be like a rotation?

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                            It depends on how many boots you lick squeaky clean.

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                              Noem is the one who shot a pupoy, just to be clear.

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                              Yes. Correct. That is what I said.

                              ... 2nd German I've run into in the last 24 hours that doesn't read English very well...

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                                Just to be clear, this person is saying that this is what socialism looks like, as opposed to capitalism?

                                Socialism, in this view, is an elite few who hold the whip controlling and benefiting from the labours of the many?

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                                No no no, you see the the issue they have is that a woman is holding the whip. We only want to be oppressed in patriarchal chattel slavery societies, the way the God of Abraham intended!

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                                • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

                                  Yes. Correct. That is what I said.

                                  ... 2nd German I've run into in the last 24 hours that doesn't read English very well...

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                                  I'll spell it out for you: do you expect someone without any speck of empathy to say "no" when told to berhe public face of such decisions?

                                  I could have been less cryptic

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                                    LLMs or Republicans. There is not much difference in IQ.

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                                    Had this conversation the other day, turns out AI stands for Average Intelligence. It explains a lot

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                                      I'll spell it out for you: do you expect someone without any speck of empathy to say "no" when told to berhe public face of such decisions?

                                      I could have been less cryptic

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                                      No, no I do not.

                                      Which is why I specifically highlighted that Noem is a demon person, by including the puppy killing reference.

                                      So... there was no need to re-confirm that Noem is a demon person... because my original sentence implied this, by pointing out that she killed her own puppy.

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                                        Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."

                                        Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.

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                                        I mean, this isnt a fantasy ive ever had before, but im open to trying new things. Its better than the ones benefitting being rich old men

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                                        • T [email protected]

                                          Had this conversation the other day, turns out AI stands for Average Intelligence. It explains a lot

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                                          Absolutely no Intelligence

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