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  • F [email protected]

    The future conservatives want is the same except it's men in fashy uniforms. We don't even have to speculate or joke; it's exactly how mines are run in countries without worker protections.

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    #101

    They arent even springing for Hugo boss this time around…

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    • K [email protected]

      This doesn't seem very osha friendly

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      #102

      Don't worry her heels have steel toes and slip resistant soles

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      • G [email protected]

        Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."

        Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.

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        #103

        Ay yo...?

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        • C [email protected]

          Is that supposed to be secret?

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          #104

          They think it is, but we all know it.

          The only way I would want to bang a Republican congress person would be across their face, with a bat.

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          • A [email protected]

            If you don't want to be the whipped, simply transition to F and become the whipper

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            #105

            Can i have both though?

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            • G [email protected]

              Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."

              Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.

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              #106

              Strange, I swear trumps regime was the one who wants to put half the populous into camps.

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              • G [email protected]

                Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."

                Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.

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                #107

                Is Zohran's wife way cooler than we thought? It looks like it has the girls from those cool clubs in movies that I have yet to find in real life.

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                • T [email protected]

                  If the Republicans would not project their own sexual fantasies everywhere...

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                  #108

                  Right? My first thought is that there’d be a long line of repressed Republican WASPs, officials and regular people, lined up for this place.

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                  • T [email protected]

                    Latex is vegan though

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                    #109

                    TIL natural latex exists, until now I just assumed it was all synthetic. Also, apparently opium is technically latex?

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                    • G [email protected]

                      Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."

                      Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.

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                      #110

                      Just to be clear, this person is saying that this is what socialism looks like, as opposed to capitalism?

                      Socialism, in this view, is an elite few who hold the whip controlling and benefiting from the labours of the many?

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                      • T [email protected]

                        LLMs or Republicans. There is not much difference in IQ.

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                        #111

                        That's what happens if people follow bot accounts for too long believing they are real.

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                        • R [email protected]

                          Just to be clear, this person is saying that this is what socialism looks like, as opposed to capitalism?

                          Socialism, in this view, is an elite few who hold the whip controlling and benefiting from the labours of the many?

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                          That's kind of their whole deal, projection, so yes

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                          • remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                            Right? My first thought is that there’d be a long line of repressed Republican WASPs, officials and regular people, lined up for this place.

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                            Have me labor under brown women in booty shorts and airforce ones, and I'm sold.

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                            • T [email protected]

                              If the Republicans would not project their own sexual fantasies everywhere...

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                              #114

                              Republicans: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C51ja-YG27o

                              (Sadly, I couldn't find it on Peertube or similar)

                              (Saving you a click, it is part of the parodied Brolly movie (by TFS) about Dah-Di and a Shamoshan slave asking Dah-Di to hit him (or her) harder)

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                                Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."

                                Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.

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                                #115

                                That's 🔥

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                                • G [email protected]

                                  Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."

                                  Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.

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                                  #116

                                  I don't want this future!

                                  ...I want her to keep me on a leash instead. It's- it's totally different!

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                                  • G [email protected]

                                    Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."

                                    Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.

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                                    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

                                      Meanwhile, FEMA emergency disaster shelter funds are currently being redirected (by noted puppy executioner Kristi 'ICE Barbie' Noem) toward building the 'Alligator Alcatraz' concentration camp by the Trump regime.

                                      Nope, not making that up.

                                      https://newrepublic.com/post/197148/dhs-kristi-noem-plans-fema-immigration-prisons-alligator-alcatraz

                                      They are literally building a concentration camp in the middle of a swamp, with a literal alligator infested moat, reasoning that the alligators will eat anyone who tries to escape.

                                      They're doing this with the money that is supposed to go toward flood and hurricane shelters.

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                                      Noem is the one who shot a pupoy, just to be clear.

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                                      • socsa@piefed.socialS [email protected]

                                        Does my dommy mommy have to be tall and blonde all the time, or can there be like a rotation?

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                                        It depends on how many boots you lick squeaky clean.

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                                          Noem is the one who shot a pupoy, just to be clear.

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                                          Yes. Correct. That is what I said.

                                          ... 2nd German I've run into in the last 24 hours that doesn't read English very well...

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