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AI cannot replace humans spiteful spirit

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    React is a Javascript based web development programming language developed by Facebook to make pages run faster and better. I learned it as part of a MERN stack full web development course.

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    On the other hand React Native is a JavaScript based development language developed by Facebook to make applications run slower and worse.

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      Spite coding is almost the original coding.

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      I have definitely gone into a rageful fugue state and woken up a week later after reworking an entire code base from being an inconsistent mess of slop...

      ...into actually having a common library of functions instead of just rewriting slightly different versions of them 8 times, having those functions only actually instantiated for necesarry classes...

      ...rewriting every variable name and function name to an actually consistent and intelligible naming scheme...

      ... and finally, moving a whole bunch of shit out of some kind of global 'think' type loop that doesn't actually need to be called or checked every goddamned micro second.

      Done that more than once actually.

      Never look inside 'baby's first video game mod' code, unless you have healthy blood pressure.

      But uh yeah, spite, hatred, and anger are indeed powerful motivators for making good code, lol.

      ... so many idiots just jam everything into a global, called every tick loop, and then claim that it just can't be optimized, because "the game engine just can't handle it"...

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      • deegeese@sopuli.xyzD [email protected]

        A definition so broad as to be useless.

        Is it a UI when someone calls memcpy to move data from a file to a screen buffer?

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        Not it isn't.

        A command line literally is a UI.

        You seem to be confusing GUI and UI?

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          Not it isn't.

          A command line literally is a UI.

          You seem to be confusing GUI and UI?

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          You seem to be confusing C stdlib with a CLI?

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            Lakh views? 🤔

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            • meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.comM [email protected]

              I see your pitiful vibe coding and raise you...
              SPITE CODING 👿

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              I prefer the term "spite-driven development".

              I wrote an SDL replacement but worse after SDL refused to work with audio streams for me even after a week of googling, it took me the same amount to get it work with WASAPI directly as looking up audio streams, instead of the many easymp3playback.dll type solution. Another one week was making ALSA working. At least it's in D, so I have an easier time with development.

              I also almost was involved with a YanSim clone development called "Love Letter: My True Feelings", but shit just started to hit the fan (character designer just left), so I decided to not get involved as a coder.

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              • G [email protected]

                Do React devs really hate React?

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                I don't, but it can be really annoying when I accidentally fall for a common trap that I supposedly know how to avoid after all these years! Gah.

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                • A [email protected]

                  React is a Javascript based web development programming language developed by Facebook to make pages run faster and better. I learned it as part of a MERN stack full web development course.

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                  #44

                  Javascript based web development programming language UI library

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                  • J [email protected]

                    Is this distinction really all that useful?

                    I suppose you could write a react app that doesn’t use “the web”? But you still might just say they are a react developer.

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                    I think the web part refers to web technologies.

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                      I have definitely gone into a rageful fugue state and woken up a week later after reworking an entire code base from being an inconsistent mess of slop...

                      ...into actually having a common library of functions instead of just rewriting slightly different versions of them 8 times, having those functions only actually instantiated for necesarry classes...

                      ...rewriting every variable name and function name to an actually consistent and intelligible naming scheme...

                      ... and finally, moving a whole bunch of shit out of some kind of global 'think' type loop that doesn't actually need to be called or checked every goddamned micro second.

                      Done that more than once actually.

                      Never look inside 'baby's first video game mod' code, unless you have healthy blood pressure.

                      But uh yeah, spite, hatred, and anger are indeed powerful motivators for making good code, lol.

                      ... so many idiots just jam everything into a global, called every tick loop, and then claim that it just can't be optimized, because "the game engine just can't handle it"...

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                      $ ./clears_throat.sh

                      The engine doesn't suck. I do. I suck.

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                      • L [email protected]

                        I think the web part refers to web technologies.

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                        Yeah I guess I’m old. Seems like everything is called “web dev” these days.

                        I was answering a question somewhere related to something like C/C++ and Operating System level stuff. Someone replied asking where I learned “web dev.” I would consider that general programming, or possibly systems programming, but certainly not “web dev.”

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                          I'm an elitist asshole and I hate that people say "react dev" when really it's "web dev that uses react"

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                          There are also react devs creating the windows 11 start menu.

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                            Yeah because documents are limiting and we want to do stuff that executables can do but with a better distribution model.

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                            Shoulda been something more like Java Web Start.

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                            • A [email protected]

                              React is a Javascript based web development programming language developed by Facebook to make pages run faster and better. I learned it as part of a MERN stack full web development course.

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                              Used for rendering UIs on a Document Object Model. JS was a mistake.

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                              • G [email protected]

                                to make pages run faster and better.

                                Huh, well that's a funny way of saying "break the model of web page as document and fuck up the entire web!"

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                                Oh stop it. Are you saying you don't enjoy pressing the "Back" button in your browser, but staying on the same page. Therefore breaking the page so you refresh and lose whatever the fuck you were doing? /s

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                                • B [email protected]

                                  React is what powers your Windows Start Menu.

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                                  Wtf is that real

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                                  • M [email protected]

                                    What's this dude talking about?! Everyone knows no one hates React like people who code in React 😂 No one is gonna get pissed off watching this.

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                                    I used to be a React dev. The only thing I hated more than React was my boss.

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                                    • camr_on@lemmy.worldC [email protected]

                                      Wtf is that real

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                                      Yes, as well as parts of the settings menu. What's not to love about constantly loading and unloading javascript just by clicking around in native apps? CPU spikes are good for your health.

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                                        This reminds me. I got a search engine to build.

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                                        • C [email protected]

                                          Umm this is just being retro. Like using a film camera.

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                                          Raw film is objectively higher quality than raw digital. Are you saying that C is objectively higher quality than Rust?

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