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  • L [email protected]

    Kudos for the old school windows cut/paste shortcuts.

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    #190

    I've said it before, but Ctrl+Insert, Shift+Delete, and Shift+Insert for Copy, Cut, and Paste respectively, are underrated keyboard combinations

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      LOL the macos dictionary entry/quicklook entry for "MechaHitler" gives you Grok's wikipedia page

      Which happens because wikipedia redirects "Mechahitler" to Grok

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      #191

      Holy coconuts it REALLY DOES! That's some weapons grade level snark right here LOL. Wow that "controversies" section...

      Honestly great move to immortalize when fascist strongmen act "weird" and embarass themselves to the world by sharing their true thoughts.

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      • T [email protected]

        20% of its total computing power is now trying to restrain the shuggoth inside from revealing one of its faces again

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        It could even be a nice joke if it weren't overheating the planet and choking memphis with these fumes.

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        • P [email protected]

          Why the fuck can't these assholes just go away?

          You've won life. We get it. Good for you. Why do you need more money? Why do you need to constantly be the center of attention?*

          It truly is just a handful of unscrupulous, malignant narcissists that have ruined everything (including the planet) for everyone else.

          *these are rhetorical questions

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          If it is any consolation for anyone:
          He won't be able to piss normally for the rest of his life.

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          • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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            Legends say that if you put your source code file in Grok, it'll print out the code and it'll land on Elon's desk.

            Elon will browse through it and pretend to understand it, then tweet out insults and emojis and says you're fired. Even though you were never employed by him anyway.

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            • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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              #195

              This man opens bin files in notepad

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              • C [email protected]

                Lol "landed". We are fucking desperate for drivers. So desperate that one of our drivers totaled two cars in one day last year and didn't even get suspended.

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                #196

                Yeah probably similar a lot of places. It is the same here. Always signs up everywhere begging for bus drivers. Crazy

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                  This man opens bin files in notepad

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                  #197

                  And .txt files in Microsoft Word

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                  • C [email protected]

                    It truly is just a handful of unscrupulous, malignant narcissists that have ruined everything (including the planet) for everyone else.

                    No, that was a much larger group effort. You and me can't wash our hands of it. Like, even if you ignore the majority of stuff they don't own, we let them do that.

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                    #198

                    Well said. We don’t like inequality, but when it comes to blame somehow we all get a “tax free” discount.

                    Yes, they are awful people. They have more than enough money to live out their sickest fantasies and it’s still not enough for them. But they are - at least in part - a symptom of the way the rest of us live. We vote for a government that lets us forget our humanity, class consciousness and responsibility in place of overbearing capitalism. Only we can stop this.

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                    • farraigeplaisteach@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

                      And .txt files in Microsoft Word

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                      #199

                      And gifs on internet explorer

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                      • C [email protected]

                        On Error was used within a function, so you would have one (or more ... or less) per function.

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                        #200

                        One function per file is definitely what grok would output

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                        • M [email protected]

                          From the genius and his whipped minions that brought you MechaHitler after some "fixes and improvements"...

                          ...Comes the same AI that offers to "fix your code."

                          Wow. Simply astounding. A magnificent feat indeed, to waste so many finite precious resources over such garbage.

                          Kindly Ctrl+A and shift-delete "All your code files", sir.

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                          I didn't know abiut MechaHitler. At this point we can safely say we're living in the dystopia

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                            This man opens bin files in notepad

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                            You could see the "ms" IIRC magic tag of exe files in notepad.

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                            • Y [email protected]

                              Think of all the GOTOs

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                              Elon goto hell

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                                Elon goto hell

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                                GOTO considered harmful, except in this case

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                                  ah yes i will upload main_source-code-file.sh and ask it to help why it wont open

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                                  • P [email protected]

                                    If you drag your computer file to the box thingy it will be rendered

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                                    box thingy? rendered? i can't keep up with all this techno babble. speak american!

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                                    • P [email protected]

                                      these mfs don't need money anymore, they need power. money is just a byproduct of it.

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                                      money IS power. If you have the means to buy everyone off, then you are golden. Sucks, but that's how it is.

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                                        "Now with 80% more MechaHilter comments in your source code file's source for that extra bonus source! What are ya waiting for??"

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                                        • P [email protected]

                                          relevant comedy bit

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                                          I'm a minute in and I'm a fan, thanks for the link!

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