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    bro ive been doing fullstack js dev for severals years to then realize php is superiorđź’€

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    Well better late than never.

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    • merc@sh.itjust.worksM [email protected]

      Where I live, I still see people in a horse-drawn wagon. So, I guess horse-drawn wagons never died? It's only used for tourists and weddings, but that counts, right?

      According to Tiobe, PHP was the programming language of the year in 2004. In 2010 it was number 3 in the top 10 programming languages. It's now out of the top 10 entirely. There really isn't a language that has completely disappeared. Mainframes are still programmed using COBOL, Scientists are still using FORTRAN, even Lisp, which has been around since the 1950s, is still going strong.

      Maybe Actionscript counts as truly dead, since it was tied to Adobe Flash, and Flash is truly dead?

      I have a lot of bad memories of PHP. It was, for a brief time, the main language I used, but it was so ugly and inconsistent. The only thing I loved about it, at the time, was that it wasn't Visual Basic. As bad as PHP was, at least I wasn't making web pages in that pile of hot garbage. But, I never felt joy writing something in PHP. At best it was a slog. At worst it was like pulling teeth.

      Just about every other language has given me moments of fun. Original Javascript was a mess, but it already contained scheme-like features. It was sold as being an interpreted version of Java, but it had features that Java wouldn't have for at least a decade. C is a brutal and unforgiving language, but as long as you're not working with strings, it's great to have such low-level control over everything.

      Maybe PHP has evolved like other languages, but I still am not interested in trying it out. Everything it was good at can be done better by other languages, and those are languages that give me joy, not pain. I hope it keeps dropping in the rankings so that people aren't exposed to it as one of their first languages.

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      There really isn’t a language that has completely disappeared.

      How about that shit where a "program" was a bunch of patch cables plugged into various sockets? That shit is gone, man.

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      • B [email protected]

        Ah, so it sounds like it was more about dieting than exercising.

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        I was thinking more in the sense of an exercisism.

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        • kshade@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

          Is disliking something that (allegedly) is more popular with women than the average thing of its category anti-woman, even if no part of the complaint involves the user or their gender? The majority of users is likely still male anyway.

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          Is disliking something that (allegedly) is more popular with women than the average thing of its category anti-woman, even if no part of the complaint involves the user or their gender?

          According to my sister-in-law, yes. I don't like Taylor Swift's music and apparently that makes me a misogynist.

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            Magic quotes were the single biggest mistake I've ever seen any language standard make.

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            Those haven't existed in PHP anymore for a very long time.

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            • pro@programming.devP [email protected]

              Source.

              Yep, PHP is turning 30 this year! Wondering if "PHP is still relevant?" Ever since we have been hearing that PHP is dead. It was “dead” 10 years ago, 5 years ago, and “is dead” today. But somehow - it isn’t. Anyway... happy birthday!

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              Everyone in this thread: PHP sucks because it was bad when I last used it 20 years ago.

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                Get that fucking JavaScript out of here

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                Typescript makes for a whole different experience on the FE

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                • v_krishna@lemmy.mlV [email protected]

                  Typescript makes for a whole different experience on the FE

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                  When I ask a server for something, its response shouldn't be "here, you do it."

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                  • mrsoup@lemmy.zipM [email protected]

                    W-what? Did you used js as backend? How was performance?

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                    Thanks to web browser development, there has been quite a lot of focus/investment into JS runtime optimizations. Since the server-side runtime environments use those same JS engines, performance tends to be quite good.

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                    • F [email protected]

                      I was thinking more in the sense of an exercisism.

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                      The belief that exercising one's code is good? I am certainly all in favor of testing, to be sure!

                      (Sorry, I have been having some playful fun at your expense: the actual word you have been reaching for is excise, e.g., "If only I had exercised more, then I would not have developed a tumor requiring excision!")

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                        Everyone in this thread: PHP sucks because it was bad when I last used it 20 years ago.

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                        I mean it does suck, but it sucks less than anything else we have.

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                        • thekingbee@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                          I mean it does suck, but it sucks less than anything else we have.

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                          IDK, I like Django/DRF

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                          • merc@sh.itjust.worksM [email protected]

                            Where I live, I still see people in a horse-drawn wagon. So, I guess horse-drawn wagons never died? It's only used for tourists and weddings, but that counts, right?

                            According to Tiobe, PHP was the programming language of the year in 2004. In 2010 it was number 3 in the top 10 programming languages. It's now out of the top 10 entirely. There really isn't a language that has completely disappeared. Mainframes are still programmed using COBOL, Scientists are still using FORTRAN, even Lisp, which has been around since the 1950s, is still going strong.

                            Maybe Actionscript counts as truly dead, since it was tied to Adobe Flash, and Flash is truly dead?

                            I have a lot of bad memories of PHP. It was, for a brief time, the main language I used, but it was so ugly and inconsistent. The only thing I loved about it, at the time, was that it wasn't Visual Basic. As bad as PHP was, at least I wasn't making web pages in that pile of hot garbage. But, I never felt joy writing something in PHP. At best it was a slog. At worst it was like pulling teeth.

                            Just about every other language has given me moments of fun. Original Javascript was a mess, but it already contained scheme-like features. It was sold as being an interpreted version of Java, but it had features that Java wouldn't have for at least a decade. C is a brutal and unforgiving language, but as long as you're not working with strings, it's great to have such low-level control over everything.

                            Maybe PHP has evolved like other languages, but I still am not interested in trying it out. Everything it was good at can be done better by other languages, and those are languages that give me joy, not pain. I hope it keeps dropping in the rankings so that people aren't exposed to it as one of their first languages.

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                            There are still Amish and Mennonite communities who use horse-drawn wagons and farm implements their whole lives.

                            Not really meant to be an argument to your point, just interesting to know.

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                            • merc@sh.itjust.worksM [email protected]

                              I took a look and threw up in my mouth a little. That's not how backslashes should be used.

                              Instead of writing their frontend templates in PHP via Blade, many developers have begun to prefer to write their templates using React or Vue.

                              So... the only thing that PHP is really good for should be replaced by React or Vue Javascript / Typescript?

                              To each their own, but for me that's a no.

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                              Tell me you haven't looked at php in 15 years without telling me you haven't looked at php in 15 years

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                              • glorkon@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                                ... or even Symfony.

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                                I'm still confused why laravel is more popular. Symfony is so much nicer to use and maintain

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                                • thekingbee@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                  I mean it does suck, but it sucks less than anything else we have.

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                                  Nah, i'd say java has been better than PHP overall

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                                  • D [email protected]

                                    Everyone in this thread: PHP sucks because it was bad when I last used it 20 years ago.

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                                    It's still bad nowadays, and it's the main language used on pretty much every system of several state level secretaries in Brazil. My colleagues work with it daily (I don't program, thankfully) and they're not exactly fond of it. Legacy systems, man

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                                    • merc@sh.itjust.worksM [email protected]

                                      Java is a better fit. It hasn't fallen in popularity the way PHP has. But, I'm not convinced that serious backend services mostly use Java. It's one of the languages used, sure. But, I don't know if it beats C/C++ or Go. Apache's C. Nginx is C. Kubernetes is Go. Docker is Go.

                                      I think Java has a niche with certain kinds of business logic applications, and those are pretty common. I would guess that in a typical set of interactions with a Google product, or a Meta product, or an AWS product, some parts of the traffic will be handled by services written in Java. But, others will be C/C++ or Go. There will probably also be some parts of the process that are PHP or Ruby or Python, and a lot of Javascript.

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                                      I can only speak for what I see in the central European market, big banks like Unicredit (literally primefaces frontend), Erste group is running Java, basically all government services are Java.

                                      Java is by far the dominant language on the job market in terms of number of open positions and salary.

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                                      • icastfist@programming.devI [email protected]

                                        Nah, i'd say java has been better than PHP overall

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                                        That's also 30 years old, old man!

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                                        • pro@programming.devP [email protected]

                                          Source.

                                          Yep, PHP is turning 30 this year! Wondering if "PHP is still relevant?" Ever since we have been hearing that PHP is dead. It was “dead” 10 years ago, 5 years ago, and “is dead” today. But somehow - it isn’t. Anyway... happy birthday!

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                                          PHP will never die. As long as code is written there will be PHP developers there to claim it's good now.

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