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Coincidentally, FFM peg is also something you can find on the hub

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    PORNHUB

    It's Pornhub, like https://pornhub.com/. One of the biggest (if not the biggest) porn site on the planet, used by millions if not billions.
    There is nothing wrong with watching porn if you feel like it. What you do in your own home is your own business. Just don't wank too much, or you are going to have health issues. Which are also totally normal and you should just go talk to your doctor, they will not be surprised or shocked, it is literally their job to deal with stuff like that.

    I feel the world is going crazy. Shoving all of this stuff under the carpet isn't helping anyone and won't make it go away. Half of the time I can't understand my young niece and nephew because they speak in this code language, evolving all the time so they can talk about normal stuff young people talk about and stay ahead of the big censor machine. And often it's censored so poorly, everyone can still read it, like what was the point then?

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    That's haram

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    • T [email protected]

      You would have to ask a doctor, don't take medical advice from the internet.

      From what I know it can irritate the skin and can lead to long term issues with the skin like dermatitis. It can also cause blood vessels to rupture under the skin, which is usually not a big issue and will heal. But it can cause some pain and leave a mark when healed and will only heal when it is given time to rest up, which can be hard if one is used to a lot of masturbation. If it isn't allowed to heal, it can cause more problems. I'm sure there can be more issues, but I don't know about those.

      A lot of the risks of masturbation are myths or exaggerated a lot. Wanking once or twice a day is probably fine. And your body will let you know when you've overdone it.

      And to add: Poor hygiene is a lot bigger risk than masturbation ever is. Keep your bottoms clean!

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      Are you for real? Like, an actual living breathing human?

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        Relevant xkcd

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        Not quite what the XKCD is talking about, but my favorite linguistic phenomenon: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysphemism

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          Not quite what the XKCD is talking about, but my favorite linguistic phenomenon: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysphemism

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          I prefer cacophemism. You can make some really fucked up new concepts by replacing eu- (good/well) with caco- (bad):

          cacology, cacogenics, cacophoria (I guess dysphoria got there first), cacoangelium and my favourite, cacothanasia.

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            Are you for real? Like, an actual living breathing human?

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            Yes? What makes you think I'm not? I'm definitely not some kind of alien, you know wearing a human suit like some sort of second skin. Nah that would be crazy.

            Relevant XKCD as required by internet law: https://xkcd.com/1530/

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            • skrlet13@feddit.clS [email protected]

              Unironically, a lot of tech improvements started to make/view porn better.

              Example: 3D models improvements.

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              In the end, possibly the one good thing to come out of Overwatch.

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                Unironically true actually, ffmpeg is everywhere in the video space

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                  That it is!

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                  Uh, I haven't seen this video for 20 years, almost forgot it.

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                    No, they don't. And I didn't know where you guys came up with this. You honestly think any real development to shit like k8s, Kafka, and most of Apache foundation software is just being tinkered with people working for free?

                    Sure there are areas where there is more "free" support. But the shit that runs servers and the web, highly highly corporate supported. Nothing about it is free.

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                    & then they steal & engage in rugpull & never contribute.

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                      Though FFmpeg is not really a project 'thanklessly maintained by one person' (anymore).

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                      • T [email protected]

                        Yes? What makes you think I'm not? I'm definitely not some kind of alien, you know wearing a human suit like some sort of second skin. Nah that would be crazy.

                        Relevant XKCD as required by internet law: https://xkcd.com/1530/

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                        Can I interest you in a tall glass of sugar water?

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                          Just don’t wank too much, or you are going to have health issues.

                          Pray tell, which health issues would those be?

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                          Drowning in spunk.

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                          • trickdacy@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                            Porn is not a bad word. People need to learn how to edit images for the sake of uncensoring shit if nothing else

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                            in some states and I guess the UK it is.
                            and the censoring is usually for social media platform filters, usually by AI which gets it wrong half most the time.

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                              Epples and benenes?

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                                See also: s*x, k*ll, r*pe, etc.

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                                what'd krill do to you?

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                                  Just don’t wank too much, or you are going to have health issues.

                                  Pray tell, which health issues would those be?

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                                  Wrist pain.

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                                    Drowning in spunk.

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                                    Spackled the ceiling.

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                                    • irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.comI [email protected]

                                      Wrist pain.

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                                      meh, I have another one.

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                                      • icastfist@programming.devI [email protected]

                                        I think he was answering the question "how good does a video player need to be?", because many of those points don't apply to pornhub, which also goes more into the site behind it than the player proper

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                                        tbh pornhub is p2p (porn to person)

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                                        • trickdacy@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                          Porn is not a bad word. People need to learn how to edit images for the sake of uncensoring shit if nothing else

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                                          Really wish we would all shun this voluntary self-censoring of very mild words. Fuck the platforms and their algorithms and fuck the people who censor basic language.

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