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I'm a proud catholic and I can name all of them

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    Keyboard cat, Nyan cat, Grumpy cat, Business cat...

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    • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]
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      Tuxedo, orange, long hair, short hair, persian, savannah, nudist... Uh... 🤔 I think that's all of 'em.

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      • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]
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        Cute ones & feisty ones (which are also cute)

        That should be all

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        • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]
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          I've heard of many catholics, but I ain't never seen no "cathol. We got an epidemic, people: people who like cats but don't understand word endings. They're probably "over-workholled".

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          • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

            Tuxedo, orange, long hair, short hair, persian, savannah, nudist... Uh... 🤔 I think that's all of 'em.

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            Really, it's more like Orange, Yuge Boi, and Not-Orange

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            • snotflickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zoneS [email protected]

              Keyboard cat, Nyan cat, Grumpy cat, Business cat...

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              you forgot that one in the Shrek movie

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              • snotflickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zoneS [email protected]

                Keyboard cat, Nyan cat, Grumpy cat, Business cat...

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                Longcat

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                • snotflickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zoneS [email protected]

                  Keyboard cat, Nyan cat, Grumpy cat, Business cat...

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                  Long cat, ceiling cat...

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                  • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]
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                    Easy.

                    pspspsps

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                    • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]
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                      I can name them, but I can't hug every cat 😭

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                      • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]
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                        Cats true names are in a quantum superposition and change according to momentum and state.

                        Most common states are:

                        • spaced outie
                        • zoomie
                        • the observer
                        • butt-lick
                        • carnage from the void
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                        • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                          Tuxedo, orange, long hair, short hair, persian, savannah, nudist... Uh... 🤔 I think that's all of 'em.

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                          Rotisserie chicken

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                            I've been cucked 😭. How dare my government take away access to my cat pictures.

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                            • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]
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                              "You're lion"

                              "no i'm not"

                              "ja u ar"

                              "no i'm not"

                              "cheetah"

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                                I've been cucked 😭. How dare my government take away access to my cat pictures.

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                                I cannot recommend TOR enough. You can download it here https://www.torproject.org/ make sure to request bridges so your ISP can't see that you're using it (I did it by just clicking the three horizontal lines at the top right corner > settings > search “bridges” > request bridges)

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                                • random_character_a@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                                  Cats true names are in a quantum superposition and change according to momentum and state.

                                  Most common states are:

                                  • spaced outie
                                  • zoomie
                                  • the observer
                                  • butt-lick
                                  • carnage from the void
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                                  There's also "suddenly run at supersonic speeds scared for no reason"

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                                    "You're lion"

                                    "no i'm not"

                                    "ja u ar"

                                    "no i'm not"

                                    "cheetah"

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                                    Ches. hired.

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                                    • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]

                                      I cannot recommend TOR enough. You can download it here https://www.torproject.org/ make sure to request bridges so your ISP can't see that you're using it (I did it by just clicking the three horizontal lines at the top right corner > settings > search “bridges” > request bridges)

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                                      Nah don't worry I've got a decent VPN and that's fine with me.

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                                        Long cat, ceiling cat...

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                                        Tacgnol, serious cat, lazy cat...

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                                          Tacgnol, serious cat, lazy cat...

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                                          Can I haz cheeseburger cat, no touch da fishy cat…

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