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I'm a proud catholic and I can name all of them

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    I can name them, but I can't hug every cat 😭

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      Cats true names are in a quantum superposition and change according to momentum and state.

      Most common states are:

      • spaced outie
      • zoomie
      • the observer
      • butt-lick
      • carnage from the void
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      • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

        Tuxedo, orange, long hair, short hair, persian, savannah, nudist... Uh... 🤔 I think that's all of 'em.

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        Rotisserie chicken

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        • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]
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          I've been cucked 😭. How dare my government take away access to my cat pictures.

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          • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]
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            "You're lion"

            "no i'm not"

            "ja u ar"

            "no i'm not"

            "cheetah"

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              I've been cucked 😭. How dare my government take away access to my cat pictures.

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              I cannot recommend TOR enough. You can download it here https://www.torproject.org/ make sure to request bridges so your ISP can't see that you're using it (I did it by just clicking the three horizontal lines at the top right corner > settings > search “bridges” > request bridges)

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              • random_character_a@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                Cats true names are in a quantum superposition and change according to momentum and state.

                Most common states are:

                • spaced outie
                • zoomie
                • the observer
                • butt-lick
                • carnage from the void
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                There's also "suddenly run at supersonic speeds scared for no reason"

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                  "You're lion"

                  "no i'm not"

                  "ja u ar"

                  "no i'm not"

                  "cheetah"

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                  Ches. hired.

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                  • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]

                    I cannot recommend TOR enough. You can download it here https://www.torproject.org/ make sure to request bridges so your ISP can't see that you're using it (I did it by just clicking the three horizontal lines at the top right corner > settings > search “bridges” > request bridges)

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                    Nah don't worry I've got a decent VPN and that's fine with me.

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                      Long cat, ceiling cat...

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                      Tacgnol, serious cat, lazy cat...

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                        Tacgnol, serious cat, lazy cat...

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                        Can I haz cheeseburger cat, no touch da fishy cat…

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                        • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]

                          There's also "suddenly run at supersonic speeds scared for no reason"

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                          That is "zoomie"

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                            Nah don't worry I've got a decent VPN and that's fine with me.

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                            Don't connect your VPN to any European country. Cause Brexit means Brexit! 😡

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                            • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]
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                              I can't even remember all the names I've called my own two cats. There are just too many...

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                                Don't connect your VPN to any European country. Cause Brexit means Brexit! 😡

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                                I didn't ask for this 😭

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                                • snotflickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zoneS [email protected]

                                  Keyboard cat, Nyan cat, Grumpy cat, Business cat...

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                                  Sylvester, Tom, Garfield and top cat

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                                    standard issue

                                    orange

                                    void

                                    floof

                                    ron perlman

                                    tuxedo

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                                      Tacgnol, serious cat, lazy cat...

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                                      Bongo cat, Cake the cat, that cat gang that’s dropping their new album…

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                                        I can name them, but I can't hug every cat 😭

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                                        I want them in a basket, and I want little bow ties!

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                                          standard issue

                                          orange

                                          void

                                          floof

                                          ron perlman

                                          tuxedo

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                                          What about naked?

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