Have you ever had sex completely ruined by something going on outside the room or the building? What was it?
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For me it was the kid next door screaming at her mum. Went soft as a wet noodle.
The dog and the cat came in at the mid point and sat down next to the bed and watched us like we were an episode of Wild Animal Kingdom and it was a mating scene, I swear to god the cat looked amused. I could no longer concentrate.
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For me it was the kid next door screaming at her mum. Went soft as a wet noodle.
It would be a lot more troubling if screaming kids didn’t make you soft.
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Tl:dr Discovered I have a phobia for sleight-of-hand magicians and it ruined the most romantic opportunity of my life.
I booked an expensive, bougie hotel room for me and my (at the time) boyfriend, and we were planning on a wild night. He asked me to leave the room for an hour for him to prepare, so I went to the hotel bar for a drink. A guy approached me to bum a cig and began doing random magic tricks - pulling cards out of nowhere, making things appear in my pocket, and making ashes appear in my palm. I'm not sure why, but I absolutely panicked - it felt so violating to think that he was in my pockets and making things happen to my body without my knowledge or consent.
I ended up in a full blown panic attack and rushed back to the room. My partner was fully ready for an amazing romantic encounter, with rose petals and champagne and everything. I ended up just hyperventilating and ranting about scary magicians then fell asleep. I felt so bad that I ruined the night. I still get anxiety when I see magic tricks.
Huh. I've never seen much slight of hand magic in person, and until now I wouldn't have thought that would be my reaction. But I can totally see a 1-on-1 close up performance like that feeling very invasive.
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For me it was the kid next door screaming at her mum. Went soft as a wet noodle.
The dog got on the bed and licked my butt. Ruined the evening as we couldn't stop laughing.
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For me it was the kid next door screaming at her mum. Went soft as a wet noodle.
GF's mom slamming her car door out front.
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Gunshots. Hard to stay hard wondering if you're about to acquire some new holes, but I guess it depends on your kinks.
I'd hurry things along instead. If I'm gonna die I at least want to finish first.
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For me it was the kid next door screaming at her mum. Went soft as a wet noodle.
Yes of course. We have had to stop and go take care of life several times. Sounds of crashing glass, someone at front door, kid knocking at bedroom door (at least all are trained to knock "NEVER try to open my door, you do not want to accidentally open it at a bad time and traumatize yourself")
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Good call!!!
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For me it was the kid next door screaming at her mum. Went soft as a wet noodle.
Yeah. Her son came home from the park early crying because he hurt himself.
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Hm ok, English is not my first language but what I meant is that they started making noise in the living room and we had to stop.
As @[email protected] said, you weren’t wrong in how you phrased it.
But it can have two very different meanings lol.
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For me it was the kid next door screaming at her mum. Went soft as a wet noodle.
We were just getting into it when we had someone collapse on the footpath outside our house, he was unable to walk and was calling for help. We had to go perform first aid and call an ambulance. Didn't feel like fucking after that.
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