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I had a neighbour who embalmed his own wife.

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    When I was younger, I believed that if a woman was raped, it was her fault for what she was wearing. My highschool friends called me the most unempathetic person they'd ever met and I was proud of that.

    Thankfully I've turned right around on all that and learned empathy. I'm ashamed for my younger self, but I know they were just doing the best they could with the very few tools they were given.

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    • j4k3@lemmy.worldJ [email protected]

      I'm 99% sure I know my killer is me... eventually as my spine falls apart and suffering massively increases with time. And I'm okay with that so long as it is my choice. When people talk about suicide, I strongly believe in the saying, "no permanent solutions for temporary problems." But I strongly believe in this saying from both perspectives, aka "permanent solutions are your personal choice that I fully respect as an unalienable human right, if you choose, due to permanent problems." Anyone trying to steal such an unalienable human right from another is exceptionally ignorant of the magnitude of potential suffering and is criminally sadistic as far as I'm concerned.

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      I'm sorry to hear about your pain. I have chronic pain but I'm very young so I'm not close to this point yet. I understand how hard it is just to function day to day. Good luck man

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        Depends where you are in the world really. In the UK, that is very much a you problem, not the pedestrian's. Not that people drive like it in some parts of the country, generally in rural areas.

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        My understanding is that this is also the case (legally) in most of the US. Pedestrians have right of way.

        People sure don't drive like it though. Too many motherfuckers doing 50 down the fire lane in front of some local shops.

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          I'm really good at operating vehicles and other heavy machinery while on LSD, it doesn't significantly impair my coordination or reflexes. Delivered pizzas, drove a forklift once, and left more than a handful of underwhelming/unpleasant trip parties without having to wait til I came down. I suspect it's a combination of my particular neurodivergence plus a lot of practice gaming while tripping, hard to prove though.

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          Upvoted for being genuinely the scariest. It's not scary that you're really good. It's scary that you actually believe yourself.

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            I underwent a total dickectomy

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            • amnesigenic@lemmy.mlA [email protected]

              I'm really good at operating vehicles and other heavy machinery while on LSD, it doesn't significantly impair my coordination or reflexes. Delivered pizzas, drove a forklift once, and left more than a handful of underwhelming/unpleasant trip parties without having to wait til I came down. I suspect it's a combination of my particular neurodivergence plus a lot of practice gaming while tripping, hard to prove though.

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              Dude I totally understand. I normally suck at video games but I've played Counter-Strike competitively on 25i before and I swear it turned me into a pro.

              All of a sudden I could pinpoint enemies with millimeter precision from the sound of their footsteps alone. It was like having x-ray vision or echolocation, no joke (Shout out to the CS devs for their excellent sound design). My aim was suddenly a lot better too. Headshots were child's play.

              Wish I still had gameplay footage but unfortunately this was several PCs ago. It's been a long time since I've fucked with psychedelics cause they don't pair nicely with anxiety (only time I was able play video games on the stuff was when I was drunk too). I was never that good at video games ever again.

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                I underwent a total dickectomy

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                If that was voluntary, great job!

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                  If that was voluntary, great job!

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                  It was, totally intentional lol

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                  • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                    fun

                    scary, unsettling

                    Not always two different things.

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                    Like meth!

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                      I'm ready to die, honestly. Not that I want to do it, it's just that I feel it's time since the pandemic.

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                      Why the pandemic?

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                        In my school there was a kid who consistently made plans to SA other students and regularly bragged about it. The school administration not only knew but actively went out of their way to defend him.

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                          When I was a kid I had a hypothesis that autistic people simply lacked souls and that that explained their symptoms. (I don't think this anymore)

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                            You had shotguns, could have rescared the bear

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                            Yes, dad taught us that a shot gun wouldn't defend against a bear. He said if we were ever in that situation to aim for the face, eyes and nose and hope to blind it and give you a chance to run.

                            But with a bear as powerful as polar bear, chances are still high that that won't work.

                            A 303 rifle shot in the mud is like an explosion, it's very dramatic, loud and visual. It does scare a bear.

                            A shotgun blast in the mud is not as dramatic, unless you fire it about 20 feet away from you .... which is too close to you and the bear.

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                              I was once bitten by a kissing bug.

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                                I recommend you check out Wendigoon's video on the subject. There was some faulty reporting on what actually went on there. The doctors, nurses and the family were not monsters and Hisachi himself was not begging for death. He tried to hold on to life for the sake of his family. It is a very touching story that fell victim to sensationalism because apparently, going through insane radiation sickness wasn't sensational enough.

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                                I've seen several videos on it and most said he did. Not at first. Later, when he was near comatose.

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                                  The under-under-taker

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                                  If youโ€™re a trucker on CB radio, you could overtake the underundertaker, over.

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                                    I underwent a total dickectomy

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                                    Technical term is a loppitoffamy

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                                      don't say any of that to anyone in person. you might get section 12'd

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                                      Euthanasia for is legal for many terminal conditions that involve extreme suffering in in a few countries now:
                                      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legality_of_euthanasia

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                                      • j4k3@lemmy.worldJ [email protected]

                                        Society deserves more capable system thinkers

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                                        That's what I made [email protected] for ๐Ÿ˜

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                                          Why the pandemic?

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                                          has anything made sense after the pandemic?

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