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Tesla pulls out all the stops as Cybertruck sales grind to a halt

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  • A [email protected]

    More likely to make the government buy them all.

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    Or forces it on the military.

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    • N [email protected]

      Thanks, friend. Much needed words. Maybe I’ll put my decades of counter strike to good use at some point.

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      I hear it pairs well with Super Mario Bros

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        Well if they'd stop putting signage with "Arbeit Macht Frei" over the entrance to their factories maybe they'd do better.

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        • N [email protected]

          First time I’ve used this phrase, myself. But I had such hope for the future and I guess I am finally admitting my hope is gone.

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          I think the answer is some kind of cynical optimism. Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst. You never know, they might all die tomorrow in a plane crash or something.

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          • corkyskog@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

            Or forces it on the military.

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            OK, that would be funny

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            • K [email protected]

              Is that "all stops", as in they will get rid of that guy who very definitely did a Nazi salute?

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              This just in: Tesla's new moniker "Arbeit Macht Frei" tracks poorly with most human beings.

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              • M [email protected]

                I hear it pairs well with Super Mario Bros

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                I suddenly realize why I was so good at bhopping without scripts. Haha I’d get banned for cheats and never cheated once.

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                • N [email protected]

                  I think the answer is some kind of cynical optimism. Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst. You never know, they might all die tomorrow in a plane crash or something.

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                  My cynical take on that stance is they probably overstaff the airpots they are flying through to ensure that doesn’t happen. But yea maybe they fall down an elevator shaft.

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                  • F [email protected]

                    I fucking hate this timeline.

                    I keep seeing people say this. However, hate is what created this timeline. I don't believe it's what will get us into a new one.

                    I mean no offense towards you; I want you to know this. I guess I just finally realized what it is that bothers me about that statement. In fact, I share your sentiment. Because not only are they poorly made, common sense safety measures are removed and replaced with poorly engineered crap that traps people, while other badly designed components catch fire and burn them to death.

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                    That hate came from somewhere.

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                    • F [email protected]

                      I fucking hate this timeline.

                      I keep seeing people say this. However, hate is what created this timeline. I don't believe it's what will get us into a new one.

                      I mean no offense towards you; I want you to know this. I guess I just finally realized what it is that bothers me about that statement. In fact, I share your sentiment. Because not only are they poorly made, common sense safety measures are removed and replaced with poorly engineered crap that traps people, while other badly designed components catch fire and burn them to death.

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                      That hate came from somewhere.

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                      • J [email protected]

                        The car is objectively terrible. It's ha heavy duty car that can't do heavy duty things. The cybertruck has two things that it does well. It goes fast when you hit the accelerator and the sound system is really good. Everything else is extremely shitty, and a complete lie

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                        It has a bold futuristic exterior design and looks.

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                          Is this the one they let musk design? Feels like a Simpsons episode...

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                          That one ruined Danny Devito. Maybe we'll be lucky enough this ruins Musk?

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                          • ripcord@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                            Hey, thw Nazis have a slightly better UI than the c9mpetition, I really have no choice but to buy their stuff.

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                            This is a genuine argument people are making to justify why they're still buying Nazi shit. Right now.

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                            • J [email protected]

                              Who would have thought the preorders all dried up when they advertised it at $39,900 but launched it at $60,990.

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                              Have they actually sold any for that little?

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                              • flyingsquid@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

                                Except the Homer Car actually worked properly. It just looked stupid and had stupid "features" no one wanted but Homer.

                                The Cybertruck isn't even that good.

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                                I liked the homer car. Massive trunk space, 360 view, small A pillars. And having the kids separate so you aren't distracted by them. Only negative is you can't look back.

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                                  I liked the homer car. Massive trunk space, 360 view, small A pillars. And having the kids separate so you aren't distracted by them. Only negative is you can't look back.

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                                  The lack of a roof is a big negative too. There have been experiments with bubble-roof cars before and it's not fun to be in a plastic bubble when the sun is overhead.

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                                    That hate came from somewhere.

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                                    Yes? And if you fight fire with fire the whole world burns.

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                                      My cynical take on that stance is they probably overstaff the airpots they are flying through to ensure that doesn’t happen. But yea maybe they fall down an elevator shaft.

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                                      Somewhat ironically, they understaffed the airport they all fly through, and yet somehow it was innocent civilians that died.

                                      I detest this timeline. I am disgusted, really. I've never quite understood hate, though; to me hate feels like making a solemn vow that subject of my hate will always have power over me. Because hate is irrational. It overpowers reason. But it is only through reason and logic I find myself.

                                      The catch 22 is fear. Fear also deprives is of reason, but it also shames us, lessens us. Just as Yoda taught us, "Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering."

                                      I don't wanna suffer anymore. But I don't want anyone else to suffer, either. Not even those responsible; I just want them gone from our timeline.

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                                        Somewhat ironically, they understaffed the airport they all fly through, and yet somehow it was innocent civilians that died.

                                        I detest this timeline. I am disgusted, really. I've never quite understood hate, though; to me hate feels like making a solemn vow that subject of my hate will always have power over me. Because hate is irrational. It overpowers reason. But it is only through reason and logic I find myself.

                                        The catch 22 is fear. Fear also deprives is of reason, but it also shames us, lessens us. Just as Yoda taught us, "Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering."

                                        I don't wanna suffer anymore. But I don't want anyone else to suffer, either. Not even those responsible; I just want them gone from our timeline.

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                                        Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Consume you, it will.

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                                          So... how long before the federal government buys up a couple million of these things...?

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